Sadly methods of cookery are not understood by the knuckle dragging mouth breathers that stalk these padded halls. Raisin Witch, first made me chuckle when he suggested that Collingwood supporters have good dental hygiene(collingwood supporters make homeless scouse amputees look physically impressive), he then decided to double down on his madness confidently suggesting that port will win more flags in the next 20years than West Coast have won in the past 20. Convinced that he was as barking as someone standing between josko and a shiny medal, I decided to prod the cage just a little bit more. 'Hey Razor mate, do you reckon Hilary Clinton would be a good root?', he liked the question so much he pulled out his 3mm(1/8th of an inch) dangling fury, greased up a bendy straw and used it as a fapping aide.
........Remember kids, with Pies(collingwood) tragics, if the ice(meth) doesn't get them, the congenital syphilis will. Expect irrational, American congressman type behaviour. Just think of what a fine man razor could have become if his brother/father had spent less time at home.
......Raiser twitch has been stewed, microwaved, limply whipped and par boiled, until now he hasn't been roasted. Suffer in your jocks son, your signed photo of Eddie McGuire won't save you now.