KoolBak vs BackALine

by **nietzsche** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:43 pm

Who will you give the last parachute too??

Oh wait.

No.

Cosider the fact that KoolBak might not be serious because they don't spell their name correctly, it should be CoolBack

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 pm

who the hell is backaline?

by **nietzsche** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:48 pm

KoolBak

BackAline

Just now I realise that BackAline doesn't know how to spell either, it should be BackAlign.

Maybe I should look for back support belts that have a well spelled name.

by **nietzsche** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:48 pm

Army of GOD wrote:who the hell is backaline?

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:51 pm

Oh, I thought you were ta lking about the CCer KoolBak.

Speaking of, doesn't KoolBak own the KoolBak back support company?

by **nietzsche** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Oh, I thought you were ta lking about the CCer KoolBak.

Speaking of, doesn't KoolBak own the KoolBak back support company?

Why the f*ck do you think I would start this thread if it wasn't for that exact reason? Did you hit your head or something???

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:53 pm

I'm losted/

by **john9blue** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:56 am

nice going aog

by **KoolBak** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:34 am

Wow.....I'm famous! Surprised the hell outta me to see this here!

Consider this: KoolBak looks cooler and is more memorable than CoolBack

Backaline is a giant, stiff bad in the middle of your back and the rest of the belt is flimsy fabric / elastic; IMHO, a piece of crap based on a hokey plastic pad insert. Their belt breaks under 600 lbs of stress.

MINE is simple physics, time proven technology - just like the weight belts the pros use when lifting (including the #2 bodybuilder in the world that uses the koolbak). Mine broke the testing machine at 1,900 pounds....not that you'd ever need that much pressure, but our belts are made damn good.....by hand, in Oregon.

I'll quit now or I'll never shut up (oh, except that for a little old lady, the backaline will be enormous on her; ours will be custom made to her size ;o)

AND.....I see backaline has instituted the same satisfaction policy we've always had (thats new) with suspiciously similar wording.....lmao

Thanks for the chance to rant!

by **HapSmo19** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:56 am

KoolBak wrote:MINE is simple physics, time proven technology - just like the weight belts the pros use when lifting (including the #2 bodybuilder in the world that uses the koolbak). Mine broke the testing machine at 1,900 pounds....not that you'd ever need that much pressure, but our belts are made damn good.....by hand, in Oregon.

Now, just imagine the guy telling you this looks like the test tube love child of Benny Hill and John Gotti and you've got the complete picture of KoolBak, LLC

by **ganguscalm** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:55 pm

I May not be an old lady , But I trust my back to Koolbak !
I have worked the construction trade for 30 years hanging cabinets and know the value of proper gear and tools ! My Koolbak belt was custom maid to my height , wait , and waist size ! Thank you KooBak ! 8-)

by **nietzsche** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:44 pm

ganguscalm wrote:I May not be an old lady , But I trust my back to Koolbak !
I have worked the construction trade for 30 years hanging cabinets and know the value of proper gear and tools ! My Koolbak belt was custom maid to my height , wait , and waist size ! Thank you KooBak !

Guess who paid his last premium ...

by **nietzsche** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:33 pm

One thing is for sure tho, BackAline does answer emails!

by **notyou2** on Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:44 pm

What about Backwads?

by **KoolBak** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:30 am

Did you send an email to my shop?? I did not see one if so......I'll check my special CC spam filter :lol:

Really though.....I'll check the 2 junk mail spots....I hate it when a good mail gets sucked up and I neglect to check ;o(

nietzsche wrote:One thing is for sure tho, BackAline does answer emails!

by **pmchugh** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:07 am

Yeah but would backaline foe me for not being able to park my car?

by **KoolBak** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:04 am

They'd burn your house down!

Sorry :oops:

*unfoed*

by **happy2seeyou** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:22 am

DaMale.... All the way. He puts his blood, sweat, and FINGERS into his work!

On a more serious note... KoolBak.... why the heck is that model in the picture wearing the baggy shirt under a sweater and then a support belt over that?? COME ON! Poster child to be wearing a fanny pack.