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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:42 am

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:35 pm

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bigtoughralf wrote:Can a mod please change this thread's subject titled to 'puntang'. 'Putang' is not a thing and having to see ram's illiteracy every time I open this sub is irritating me.


So we learn that ralf is IGNORANT of many things. Here is ONE MORE for ralf's cogent edification:

putang
(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

{example:}
Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.


So ralf's irritation continues; is there any hope for his ignorance?

Is there a category below beginner? ralf is sent to the KIDDIE wading pool...!

You're really working hard at making a laughing stock of yourself, JP.

You're showing your own ignorance, as well as that of whichever ghetto rat wrote that entry in the urban dictionary.

The word is "poontang". It is derived from the French word "putain" for prostitute. It entered common usage in Southeast Asia, most of which was colonialized by the French. The French soldiers imported the word, but changed the spelling to "poontang" to conform with the conventions through which similar words were spelled, with "OO" replacing "U" and "ANG" replacing "AIN".

When American soldiers took over from the French the task of oppressing Vietnam, they fell in love with the word, and brought it back to serve in American slang. Anyone who actually served in Vietnam, however, spells it properly, poontang. The way you have spelled it is a result of eliminating corporal punishment in the schools. If punks that are too lazy to spell properly had a yardstick broken across their knuckles as we did, that kind of garbage would not occur.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby bigtoughralf on Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:22 pm

You tell 'em, Duk. The pussy master has spoken!

As a Brit ram should know better, given poon/poontang/punny was common playground vocabulary back in the day. JP's ignorance on the subject of vagina is more understandable though.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby riskllama on Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:23 pm

Duk wins this thread...*polite clapping*
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:29 pm

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jusplay4fun wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Can a mod please change this thread's subject titled to 'puntang'. 'Putang' is not a thing and having to see ram's illiteracy every time I open this sub is irritating me.


So we learn that ralf is IGNORANT of many things. Here is ONE MORE for ralf's cogent edification:

putang
(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

{example:}
Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.


So ralf's irritation continues; is there any hope for his ignorance?

Is there a category below beginner? ralf is sent to the KIDDIE wading pool...!

You're really working hard at making a laughing stock of yourself, JP.

You're showing your own ignorance, as well as that of whichever ghetto rat wrote that entry in the urban dictionary.

The word is "poontang". It is derived from the French word "putain" for prostitute. It entered common usage in Southeast Asia, most of which was colonialized by the French. The French soldiers imported the word, but changed the spelling to "poontang" to conform with the conventions through which similar words were spelled, with "OO" replacing "U" and "ANG" replacing "AIN".

When American soldiers took over from the French the task of oppressing Vietnam, they fell in love with the word, and brought it back to serve in American slang. Anyone who actually served in Vietnam, however, spells it properly, poontang. The way you have spelled it is a result of eliminating corporal punishment in the schools. If punks that are too lazy to spell properly had a yardstick broken across their knuckles as we did, that kind of garbage would not occur.


So this is what it takes to get a mod to reply to ralf's silliness?

My dictionary trump's yours, Duk. (I use neither term, btw.) :lol:

Further, Duk, language evolves. A word used in the 60's takes on a new form in 2021; I thought YOU, of ALL people, would understand that basic idea, Duk. Are you stuck in the Vietnam era? Are you upset that someone "stole" your word? C'est la vie. :lol:

Also, if we still used corporal punishment in school, neither form of the word would be corrected by a teacher. The PADDLE (and yardstick) rules, not spelling of slang. Therefore, your analogy is incorrect, too. :lol:

And ralf is still an IDIOT 'cos he spelled it wrong and uses NO dictionary. He does not even know what a vegetarian is. And the llama is still a joyless turnUP. Note that both of those trolls had to post as soon as Duk responded. I have them both online and put them both on IGNORE. I think they are both holding their breath hoping that I will read and respond to their garbage. Keep holding it and waiting, boys. :lol:
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:17 pm

I want you two to know, that you're all arguing over the spelling of pussy.

If cringe had to be defined in another way, this would fit the bill.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:34 pm

I have never heard anyone say out loud in my life pootang... the "N" has never been silent when this word is vocalized in my life experience. I guess i just assumed it was a uk thing like when OP says he's gonna 'smoke a f*g'.

I'm understanding it as "I'm gonna have a cigarette."

what he actually means might be something totally different...
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Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!

Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:41 pm

I suspect Cogers there listens to a lot of Polka music. No surprise he's using a dickshunarrie to look up poontang.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:09 am

Dukasaur wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Can a mod please change this thread's subject titled to 'puntang'. 'Putang' is not a thing and having to see ram's illiteracy every time I open this sub is irritating me.


So we learn that ralf is IGNORANT of many things. Here is ONE MORE for ralf's cogent edification:

putang
(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

{example:}
Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.


So ralf's irritation continues; is there any hope for his ignorance?

Is there a category below beginner? ralf is sent to the KIDDIE wading pool...!

You're really working hard at making a laughing stock of yourself, JP.

You're showing your own ignorance, as well as that of whichever ghetto rat wrote that entry in the urban dictionary.

The word is "poontang". It is derived from the French word "putain" for prostitute. It entered common usage in Southeast Asia, most of which was colonialized by the French. The French soldiers imported the word, but changed the spelling to "poontang" to conform with the conventions through which similar words were spelled, with "OO" replacing "U" and "ANG" replacing "AIN".

When American soldiers took over from the French the task of oppressing Vietnam, they fell in love with the word, and brought it back to serve in American slang. Anyone who actually served in Vietnam, however, spells it properly, poontang. The way you have spelled it is a result of eliminating corporal punishment in the schools. If punks that are too lazy to spell properly had a yardstick broken across their knuckles as we did, that kind of garbage would not occur.


Who cares. Now tell us about this bit of snatch you say you're doing. When did this start
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:18 am

The Ram wants to get to the really important stuff. LoL. :D :lol: =D>
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby KoolBak on Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:24 am

Mook- you've never heard? or seen the word?

I now know you're not a rocker. Terrible Ted released "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" on his Cat Scratch Fever album in 77. I rode my damn bike 18 miles round trip to buy it :lol: Pretty much for those two songs about pussy.

I am disappointed.

As a bonus, I've seen him play it live. Cause I'm KOOL like that :D

PS..thanks for that history DoD. Did not know that.

Still SMH that so many "men" don't know Poontang :lol:
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:11 am

KoolBak wrote:Mook- you've never heard? or seen the word?



I've never heard/seen it without the 'n' in the middle. puntang or poontang is what I've seen.... Never "Putang"

Unfortunately I also remember this

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby KoolBak on Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:45 am

Oops. My bad :D Sorry!

Tell me you like Terrible Ted :lol:
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pm

KoolBak wrote:Oops. My bad :D Sorry!

Tell me you like Terrible Ted :lol:


I'm sorry to say the only reference I have of a terrible ted was stories growing up of a wrestling bear in the great white north.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:23 pm

Just wanted to weigh in and say that, so far as I'm aware, I never saw the word in any of its forms before this thread.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:28 pm

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Who cares. Now tell us about this bit of snatch you say you're doing. When did this start


I'm assuming from the syntax that a question is implied, although apparently the schools in your area don't teach the use of question marks.

Not some random bit a snatch, actually, but the hottest woman I've dated in my life. I may be almost 60 but I feel like I'm 16 again.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:20 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Just wanted to weigh in and say that, so far as I'm aware, I never saw the word in any of its forms before this thread.


obviously, another who listens only to Polka music...LoL... :D =D> :lol:
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:27 am

Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
Who cares. Now tell us about this bit of snatch you say you're doing. When did this start


I'm assuming from the syntax that a question is implied, although apparently the schools in your area don't teach the use of question marks.

Not some random bit a snatch, actually, but the hottest woman I've dated in my life. I may be almost 60 but I feel like I'm 16 again.


You must have led a very quiet life in your 20s and 30s. I'd cut my right hand off to f*ck some of the pussy i had in my 20s.

Sounds like you're smitten, I hope she feels the same way. Or we're going to be seeing a very depressed Dukasaur. Fingers crossed it works out, even left wing wankers deserve a modicum of happiness.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:59 am

Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
Who cares. Now tell us about this bit of snatch you say you're doing. When did this start


I'm assuming from the syntax that a question is implied, although apparently the schools in your area don't teach the use of question marks.

Not some random bit a snatch, actually, but the hottest woman I've dated in my life. I may be almost 60 but I feel like I'm 16 again.


As long as you don't feel that way because she's 16 I approve
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:14 am

16's legal in most countries tbf.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby 2dimes on Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:30 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
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Tell me you like Terrible Ted :lol:


I'm sorry to say the only reference I have of a terrible ted was stories growing up of a wrestling bear in the great white north.


Unfortunately due to travel restrictions and lack of powerball winnings, I can't fly over to pick you up to go see him.

Or this tribute band featuring a guy who looks a bit like the bassist from Triumph (Mike Lavine Acording to information gained via web search), or perhaps a relative of his from 1987.

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:02 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
Who cares. Now tell us about this bit of snatch you say you're doing. When did this start


I'm assuming from the syntax that a question is implied, although apparently the schools in your area don't teach the use of question marks.

Not some random bit a snatch, actually, but the hottest woman I've dated in my life. I may be almost 60 but I feel like I'm 16 again.


As long as you don't feel that way because she's 16 I approve


Didn't you start trawling the reservations after reading Papillon and how he was befriended by a local tribe and was fucking a 16 and 14 year old girls?
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:41 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:16's legal in most countries tbf.

I imagine you saying that while driving a white van.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:53 pm

I take public transport, it's better for the environment.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:34 pm

Puked a little bit in my mouth after reading that.
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