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Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:34 am**

The above is not a DMP. I motion to have him strung from his balls. I sincerely hope I can make lame reports and bog down the mods with this Serious Business.

Not sure if repost but...

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:20 pm**

See now bearing that in mind, HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DUBSTEP?!?!

also:

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:02 pm**

Did he manage to get his foot stuck in the front wheel and then flip over?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:14 pm**

Hrmm I dont think so, that black smudge could be one of his shoes but it would be pretty hard to do. The reason he is so close to the front wheel with his legs in a funny spot is the momentum of him ploughing towards the front of the bike from the initial flip.

I'd say the initial flip came from an unseen object hit because water was covering it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:49 pm**

My guess is a passenger on the bus stuck his umbrella in the guys spokes. Sue the bus company. Oh wait, probably isn't America.

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:08 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:33 pm**

perchorin wrote:

i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:55 pm**

Timminz wrote:

Well I don't know what VOL was talking about, but I do wish the person who made the poster had said "movies" instead of "books". It's the Twilight movies that were teeny-bop crap. The books were actually interesting, taking the idea of vampires and flipping it around, considering some interesting "what if"s. Stephanie Meyer is good at that.

I do agree about the opening sequence of "UP' though: awesomely well done, and extremely moving.

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:56 pm**

john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:

i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

What base is Hu on?

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:03 pm**

Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:

i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

What base is Hu on?

Hu's on first.
I don't know.
Third base.

http://www.psu.edu/dept/inart10_110/inart10/whos.html

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:05 pm**

hu = who?

a homophone joke eh?

edit: oh yeah the old abbott/costello sketch. saw that a long time ago.

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:08 pm**

john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:

i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

Answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:45 pm**

One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:55 pm**

Timminz wrote:One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.

definitely

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:55 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:15 pm**

Lootifer wrote:

Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:49 pm**

2dimes wrote:
Lootifer wrote:

Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+

SPOILER ALERT

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:59 pm**

What spoiler?

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:55 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:22 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:45 pm**

Hahahahaa I love that, that is epic.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:46 pm**

Good one Natty!

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:50 am**

i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:56 am**

Phatscotty wrote:i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.

Think TOYOTA versus GENERAL MOTORS and then you'll laugh.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:33 am**

Bleh, political. Post it in the political dmp:s thread, not here.

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