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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:28 am

My banana is Huge.
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:29 am

reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:41 am

diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:58 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.
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Postby Iliad on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:46 am

diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.

this thread=huge

andy's banana=extremely huge

mtg banana: slightly huge
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:14 am

Iliad wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.

this thread=huge

andy's banana=extremely huge

mtg banana: slightly huge


kyle's penis=the biggest.
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Postby autoload on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:15 am

Enough with the penis!

Everyone knows there is no correlation between banana size and penis size!
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Postby static_ice on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:17 am

what about foot size?
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:47 am

static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:16 pm

hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*
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Postby autoload on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:16 pm

Guess what.
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:18 pm

diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*

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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:21 pm

autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:22 pm

hecter wrote:
diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!


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Postby autoload on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:42 pm

diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:45 pm

autoload wrote:
diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.


Are you serious?!?
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Postby Bigfalcon65 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:09 pm

diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:
diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.


Are you serious?!?


i feel so stupid i didnt think of that one before :roll:
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Postby autoload on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:17 pm

I'll see your 12 gauge and raise you a 10 gauge.
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Postby diddle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:52 pm

autoload wrote:I'll see your 12 gauge and raise you a 10 gauge.


I will give you a 3 gauge, for a 20% stake in your 10 gauge.

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Postby Skittles! on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:21 pm

This is god's Thread.
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:22 pm

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/photos.php?mode=kids&kid=21&photo=kn_01_laurel_00

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:35 pm

:roll:
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:37 pm



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Postby Skittles! on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:38 pm

So.. I'm missing out on school today. Boo-ywah.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:03 pm

Skittles! wrote:So.. I'm missing out on school today. Boo-ywah.
I didn't have school today. :wink:
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