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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby john9blue on Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:19 am

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Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:37 am

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:26 pm

Don't get in my way lol
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gilligan on Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:42 pm

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what's that? I'm the awesome guy blocking the kick?

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now I'm stripping the ball from the guy? I AM SO GOOD AT RUGBY

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now I'm chasing after the guy who's going to score a try on this play? I CAN DO IT ALL

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Are you really wearing a mouthpiece? Wimp.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby spurgistan on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:10 pm

Psssht. Teeth. Totally useless.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:16 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Are you really wearing a mouthpiece? Wimp.


how can you tell that he's wearing a mouthpiece?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:16 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Are you really wearing a mouthpiece? Wimp.


He just has extra teeth in his mouth, which makes it look like he's wearing a mouth piece. It's called Redundantia Nimio Dentes syndrome.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:17 pm

spurgistan wrote:Psssht. Teeth. Totally useless.


I only wear a mouthpiece when I play ultimate. Oh wait.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:19 pm

First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:21 pm

Army of GOD wrote:First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"


I've never seen anyone lose their teeth in a rugby match.

And, yes, ultimate is not a sport.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:21 pm

Army of GOD wrote:First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:24 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"

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ah HA! That's why AoG wears a mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard)... I bet Bron Bron wears a mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard) and he wants to be like LeBron. LeBron's like, "I eawerh asdgln qroinasd anfary" which roughly translates (once you take the mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard) out as "I wear a mouth guard because I don't want to lose any teeth.") It's all falling into place.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:25 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"

Lebron James with the dunk.


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ah HA! That's why AoG wears a mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard)... I bet Bron Bron wears a mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard) and he wants to be like LeBron. LeBron's like, "I eawerh asdgln qroinasd anfary" which roughly translates (once you take the mouthpiece (I mean mouth guard) out as "I wear a mouth guard because I don't want to lose any teeth.") It's all falling into place.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:26 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:First of all, it's called a mouth guard. Second of all, yes I do but that's because I don't want to lose any of my teeth. Third of all, "ultimate" is not even a sport. "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER SO IM GOING TO MASTER THROWING AN OBSCURELY SHAPED FRISBEE AND PRETEND LIKE A COLLEGE HIPSTER IM SO COOL DURR"


I've never seen anyone lose their teeth in a rugby match.

And, yes, ultimate is not a sport.


I lost one and chipped one back when I played football when I was like 10 and so I'm just afraid that I'll lose my adult teeth and will have to get surgery or some such to replace any lost teeth.

I haven't actually used a mouth guard SINCE I played football when I was that young, so it was really a weird thing using one again. I realized that breathing with a mouth guard is fucking difficult, especially in rugby where there's just so much running, but then I learned that my teammates just cut theirs near the ends to shorten it and free up the air a little bit.

also, I think I heard somewhere the mouth guards help avoid concussions (I'm not sure if it's true but I'll believe it anyway) AND biting down on something helps assuage pain (learned that from Starship Troopers when the guy gets whipped).
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby spurgistan on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:45 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Psssht. Teeth. Totally useless.


I only wear a mouthpiece when I play ultimate. Oh wait.


Hey, at least my sport wasn't invented by the fucking English. And "obscure" isn't a shape.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Maugena on Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:20 pm

Gilligan wrote:
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Why does this Thor have a sword and not a hammer

I don't know. Ask the twats that made the Thor sword. :S
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:51 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I've never seen anyone lose their teeth in a rugby match.

And, yes, ultimate is not a sport.

Actually it's primary function is to absorb impact/shock and thus protect your jaw.

Sure it keeps your teeth in too, but like I say its mostly for jaw protection.

Also (at least in SANZA) you will not be allowed on the field without a mouthguard. The reason you dont hear about many missing teeth and broken jaws is BECAUSE everyone wears a mouthguard.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:01 pm

spurgistan wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Psssht. Teeth. Totally useless.


I only wear a mouthpiece when I play ultimate. Oh wait.


Hey, at least my sport wasn't invented by the fucking English. And "obscure" isn't a shape.


It's an adjective, however, that describes the shape of a frisbee.


Also, I never realized the word "Frisbee" is the name of a product (hence why Firefox considers "frisbee" to be spelled incorrectly).
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:36 pm

I blame American Capitalism
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:27 pm

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That's a beautiful son you have Quirk
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:34 pm

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That's a beautiful son you have Quirk


What?? I thought Quirk was the kid.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:35 am

Lootifer wrote:I blame American Capitalism


Oh, go have a nice cry into a Kleenex and then drink your worries away in a Styrofoam cup.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:35 am

Actually, both of them are Quirk.

It's obviously photoshooped.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:27 am

Army of GOD wrote:
spurgistan wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Psssht. Teeth. Totally useless.


I only wear a mouthpiece when I play ultimate. Oh wait.


Hey, at least my sport wasn't invented by the fucking English. And "obscure" isn't a shape.


It's an adjective, however, that describes the shape of a frisbee.


Also, I never realized the word "Frisbee" is the name of a product (hence why Firefox considers "frisbee" to be spelled incorrectly).

Apearently they made really great pie.
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