Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:10 amby mpjh
Accused:
santa clausThe accused is suspected of:
Being Multi
OK, there is no way that fat old man can deliver presents to every house in every country on the globe in one night. He has to be the mother of all multis.
Not even a boatload of elves can explain his accomplishment. Besides the pointed ear little crits don't have the concentration.
An I am getting tired of the reindeer dropping on my keyboard.
Game number(s):
Just be because he doen't play games doesn't mean that he isn't a multi.
Comments: He is the only member with a North Pole flag. Furthermore, I am really tired of tha Ho, Ho, Ho jelly belly laugh.
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:16 amby Army of GOD
Fun fact: Santa is from Belgium.
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:29 amby Captain_Scarlet
well according to NORAD he just left the North Pole so his flag will be changing throughout the day
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/video.html
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:21 amby JoshyBoy
Brilliant! But I think a lock is on it's way.
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:01 amby nagerous
rutherfoo wrote:samuelc812 wrote:Don't waste moderators time with spurious reports.
~Sam
I hope to see a warning sent out as precedented in previous cases.
Though I expect to see mpjh let off because of the fact that he is a 'protected user' with a weak excuse oh it's the festive season he is allowed
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:06 amby Johnny Rockets
Ah....Christmas Hate. The sweetest kind.....
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
You're a heart of dead tomato washed with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkrauten toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous (super not?),
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk
Johnny Rockets
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:21 amby mpjh
Rudolph's nose is fully charged this year.
Re: Santa Claus
Posted:
Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:31 pmby neanderpaul14
This thread really SLEIGHS me.
