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Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:47 pm
by saxitoxin
Hello everyone. This is Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3, the sister of the user whose userid was Saxitoxin.

I regret to inform you that, the reason Saxitoxin hasn't posted here in the last six months is that he recently passed away of chlamydia while rescuing 9 orphans who had become trapped on the ski lift at the Hotel Bellevue ski resort in Gstaad, Switzerland.

Saxi spoke fondly of his many friends here in his last days. In lieu of flowers, he requested donations be made to a trust he has set-up to underwrite a scholarship fund for the.killing.44 at Humboldt University of Berlin, and a second scholarship fund for colton24 at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. As executor of his will I will be accessing his Inbox so, if you would like to donate, please just respond via PM with your credit card number, expiration date and full name. To prevent identity theft, you must also include your mailing address, SSN, facebook userid and password, your mother's maiden name and a list of all past sexual partners (hj's don't count).

We all knew Saxitoxin as a caring, wonderful, loving human who spent his entire life working tirelessly for peace and social justice. Here is a brief video tribute we played at his memorial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB8yHLctqIU

For a More Harmonious and Tolerant Society,

- Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3
(sister of Saxitoxin)

Re: a Former Poster on these Forums Recently Died

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:50 pm
by 2dimes
When will the christians stop killing people?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:21 pm
by john9blue
No more sax attaks?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:25 pm
by the.killing.44
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

WE WILL ALWAYS MISS YOU, SAXI

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(but I thank you kindly for the scholarship and look forward to my receiving of it)

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:30 pm
by saxitoxin
ATTENTION EVERYONE. MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKSAWED. ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT DEAD.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS - PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

I am not "dead." Several months ago I ordered the valued mods to suspend my account as I had a busy schedule. Naturally they complied as we are all good friends. Now that my schedule has lightened up a bit I have ordered they lift the ban.

Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.

Thanks, friends!
- STX

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:31 pm
by john9blue
We were all duped!

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:32 pm
by the.killing.44
J/K LOL! SAX ATTAK!

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:33 pm
by the.killing.44
We missed you

<3

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:01 pm
by muy_thaiguy
saxitoxin wrote:ATTENTION EVERYONE. MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKSAWED. ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT DEAD.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS - PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

I am not "dead." Several months ago I ordered the valued mods to suspend my account as I had a busy schedule. Naturally they complied as we are all good friends. Now that my schedule has lightened up a bit I have ordered they lift the ban.

Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.

Thanks, friends!
- STX

AFA, UW, CSU, UU, and BYU?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:01 pm
by Neoteny
I feel so used...

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Neoteny wrote:I feel so used...

Is that a recent feeling, or just now admiting it?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:04 pm
by Neoteny
Well, against my will: recent.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:06 pm
by Army of GOD
YOU ARE MY GOD SAXITOXIN.


YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:10 pm
by jefjef
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:11 pm
by Serbia
REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE DAY SAX RETURNED IN MARCH, NOT NOVEMBER

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:41 am
by BigBallinStalin
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:38 am
by jefjef
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:06 am
by DAZMCFC
jefjef wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:46 am
by Timminz
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Hey! Where's my name? I know I was on the map last night.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:25 am
by BigBallinStalin
DAZMCFC wrote:
jefjef wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.


"Pack of Clowns" sounds better

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am
by DAZMCFC
BigBallinStalin wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jefjef wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin




Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.


"Pack of Clowns" sounds better



should we call you Coco?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:24 pm
by BigBallinStalin
DAZMCFC wrote:
should we call you Coco?


As long as I come from Outer Space and kill people, then I don't mind whatever you call me as a clown.

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:25 pm
by 72o
Does this mean Owen will be back soon?

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:04 pm
by the.killing.44
Gang of Five
Timminz
jefjef
Woodruff
(evil) Skittles!
Strife [miss him]

Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:34 pm
by nietzsche
does anybody know of cc players that have actually died?

morbidity.