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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:37 pm

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:55 pm

nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:29 pm

Accuser: Metsfanmax
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Allowing nietzsche and betiko to file spurious reports
Result requested: Ban them from the ADR Forum
Adjudicator: Phatscotty
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:38 pm

Accuser: Betiko
Accused: Metsfanmax
Accusation: filing a spurious report against saxitoxin
Result requested: make him change his avatar
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:50 pm

betiko wrote:Accuser: Betiko
Accused: Metsfanmax
Accusation: filing a spurious report against saxitoxin
Result requested: make him change his avatar
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


I concede to this charge, and have consequently changed my avatar.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:57 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
betiko wrote:Accuser: Betiko
Accused: Metsfanmax
Accusation: filing a spurious report against saxitoxin
Result requested: make him change his avatar
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


I concede to this charge, and have consequently changed my avatar.


holy shit, the power of saxi!!!! :o :o :o :o

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:22 pm

Fuckin' thread derailers.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:51 pm

saxi has a lot of work on his hands.

I'll apply to be a Junior Adjudicator but I demand a payment of no less than being invited to saxi's christmas party.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:saxi has a lot of work on his hands.

I'll apply to be a Junior Adjudicator but I demand a payment of no less than being invited to saxi's christmas party.


done 'n done - clear up this backlog of cases, bro
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:03 am

nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2


betiko is forced to apologize to nietzsche, but nietzsche must say 3 nice things about betiko.

Metsfanmax wrote:Accuser: Metsfanmax
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Allowing nietzsche and betiko to file spurious reports
Result requested: Ban them from the ADR Forum
Adjudicator: Phatscotty


There is no such thing as a spurious report. Metsfan will now be put on probation.

betiko wrote:Accuser: Betiko
Accused: Metsfanmax
Accusation: filing a spurious report against saxitoxin
Result requested: make him change his avatar
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


Metsfan must change his avatar for one week to a french flag.

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:06 am

notyou2 wrote:Fuckin' thread derailers.



nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:15 am

Please refer to my previous ruling.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:19 am

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:38 am

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Cheating in the "guess the poster by his first post" thread
Result requested: banned from playing it and using an avatar that reads "I'm a f*cking cheater" for 1 week
Adjudicator: Army of GOD
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:40 am

nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Cheating in the "guess the poster by his first post" thread
Result requested: banned from playing it and using an avatar that reads "I'm a f*cking cheater" for 1 week
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


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I totally want one of those outfits too.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:38 am

I don't know what's going on here.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:03 am

Is that a dead pigeon in her mouth?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:05 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Is that a dead pigeon in her mouth?


lol no it's just her turban
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:20 am

Why is she using a dead pigeon as a turban?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Gillipig on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:30 am

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Cheating in the "guess the poster by his first post" thread
Result requested: banned from playing it and using an avatar that reads "I'm a f*cking cheater" for 1 week
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


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He would barely humiliate her more if he squated down over her face and shat on her.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:42 am

nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Fuckin' thread derailers.



nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2


Ruled in favour of nietzsche.
betiko shall issue a public apology, in this thread, of not fewer than 20 words and detailing 2 or more of nietzsche's good qualities, with illustrations if necessary.

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I wonder how often Gilli has pooped on someone?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:22 am

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She does appear paralised by fear, probably participating against her will.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:40 am

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Fuckin' thread derailers.



nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2


Ruled in favour of nietzsche.
betiko shall issue a public apology, in this thread, of not fewer than 20 words and detailing 2 or more of nietzsche's good qualities, with illustrations if necessary.

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notyou2 this 26th day of February in the year of our Lord 2014
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:44 am

betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Fuckin' thread derailers.



nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, and hijacking the France vs Mexico thread, trying to fool voters with le photoshoppua pics.
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: notyou2


Ruled in favour of nietzsche.
betiko shall issue a public apology, in this thread, of not fewer than 20 words and detailing 2 or more of nietzsche's good qualities, with illustrations if necessary.

Signed by my hand
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