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Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:19 pm
by Army of GOD

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:54 pm
by Phatscotty
Not cool to slander Jesus Christ just in the hopes to further yourself in a poll at the monkey business forum of a Risk site. Do I go to hell for laughing at it tho?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:04 pm
by Army of GOD
Eh, as long as you repent, I think you're fine.

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:26 pm
by Symmetry
Sort of depends on how you take the Book of Revelations. There's a reference to the "Bride of Christ", usually meant to refer to the church. So I guess it also depends on whether you feel that God loves all people equally, or Jesus had a thing for chicks in a different way than he did for dudes, rather than equally.

One of those mysteries about God's love that a lot of churches seem very sure about when it comes to homosexuals.

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:49 am
by BoganGod
Symmetry wrote:Sort of depends on how you take the Book of Revelations. There's a reference to the "Bride of Christ", usually meant to refer to the church. So I guess it also depends on whether you feel that God loves all people equally, or Jesus had a thing for chicks in a different way than he did for dudes, rather than equally.

One of those mysteries about God's love that a lot of churches seem very sure about when it comes to homosexuals.


The church is very clear that homosexuals can't marry so hence they make perfect priests..... Priests who then advice hetrosexuals on marital issues.... And people say that the religious establishment doesn't have a sense of humour :lol: :lol:

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:19 am
by Timminz
"Was".

The past tense of, "to be" is, "was".

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:17 am
by Army of GOD
Well this story was written in present tense about "today" (keeps changing depending on when you click the link).

Re: Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:44 am
by Timminz
Army of GOD wrote:Well this story was written in present tense about "today" (keeps changing depending on when you click the link).


Oh, you thought I read the link?

Sorry for the confusion.