Conquer Club

Interesting... A few people come to mind, don't they?

I called the number, and all I got was a lady trying to sell me a 2 magic bullets for the price of one.

I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

I know the difference between a shotgun and an AK-47. It was the gun that gave it away, as up to that point, I couldn't make heads or tails of what they were saying.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

I know the difference between a shotgun and an AK-47. It was the gun that gave it away, as up to that point, I couldn't make heads or tails of what they were saying.

Ah- I have to confess that automatic gun fire sounds much the same to me. I was unaware that shotguns were the only weapon available down south. Still, where do you think you called without an international dialing code?

The recording says to "push 1, to continue). This is considered permission to divert you to a foreign exchange.
(seriously, this DOES happen... and is why sometimes even dialing an 800 number can get you a hefty phone bill).

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

I know the difference between a shotgun and an AK-47. It was the gun that gave it away, as up to that point, I couldn't make heads or tails of what they were saying.

Ah- I have to confess that automatic gun fire sounds much the same to me. I was unaware that shotguns were the only weapon available down south. Still, where do you think you called without an international dialing code?

Shotguns are not automatic weapons.

Heh, they aren't indeed. I was a bit concerned when you suggested that you "knew the difference between a shotgun and an AK-47". Good that you know the difference. Odd that you think I suggested that you think I said that shotguns are automatic.

To be honest, I don't think you hear well at all.

[edit] Nasty mess you left in the editing. Better to start again, and have people look back to see if I said what you want me to have said.

Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

jay_a2j wrote:Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

Please explain why you think it's not.

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

You've been watching too much Jerry Springer. I live in Louisiana and 90% of the state is Catholic.

"Incomprehensible language"? Most Americans would have trouble understanding a Brit on the telephone.

"Gun shots?" Evidently you've never been to Los Angeles.

"Weird, out of context use of the word jihad" - Wtf? Like i said, too much Jerry Springer.


Honibaz

muy_thaiguy wrote:Shotguns are not automatic weapons.

They can be.


I saw an article the other day about a collection of confiscated weapons and included an automatic shotgun with one of those round Tomy Gun like cartridge holders ... boy was that cool looking (in an antique sort of way).

tzor, looks fun but if they're like the ones I've seen they're semi auto which is one shot per time you pull the trigger. Still, bam bam bam bam bam. Made for some nice big holes in things.

It's interesting how to see how the extremes tend to be similars. NRA ultra catholic soporter is not too different that a Jihad Al qaeda supporter. And religion is the common background.

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

Excuse me. No-one is the South can believe in God even when the South is referred to as the Bible Belt? Gimmie a break

colton24 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

Excuse me. No-one is the South can believe in God even when the South is referred to as the Bible Belt? Gimmie a break

Well, there's the incomprehensible language. Next one is hatred of Catholics. Go for it.

b.k. barunt wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

You've been watching too much Jerry Springer. I live in Louisiana and 90% of the state is Catholic.

"Incomprehensible language"? Most Americans would have trouble understanding a Brit on the telephone.

"Gun shots?" Evidently you've never been to Los Angeles.

"Weird, out of context use of the word jihad" - Wtf? Like i said, too much Jerry Springer.


Honibaz

actually, louisiana is only 32.4% catholic. several states - conn., mass., and n.y. - have more, and there are several that are within a couple of percentage points, like il. and wisc.

http://www.glenmary.org/grc/pdf/catholi ... te1990.pdf

The shotgun/AK/fully automatic shotgun debate: You guys are being retarded. What a bunch of noise over nothing.

What is the AA-22 Assault Shotgun? Look at 0:42. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siOEEOTjGqM&feature=related

Falkomagno wrote:It's interesting how to see how the extremes tend to be similars. NRA ultra catholic soporter is not too different that a Jihad Al qaeda supporter. And religion is the common background.

It is interesting how similar it is. I bet you many people that have read it were fully agreeing until OH oops! Al-Qaeda, yeah...

jay_a2j wrote:Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

It is to those who liberties are being denied.

maasman wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

Please explain why you think it's not.

Hmmmmm maybe considering your government just passed a law than is not only unconstitutional, not only opposed by the majority of Americans, it will take us to TOTAL RELIANCE on government. Socialism. USSA.


With this crap going on who cares if Jim marries Tom?

Titanic wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

It is to those who liberties are being denied.

What about MY LIBERTY to NOT purchase health care? Love how you libs pick and choose which rights you want and which ones you want to restrict.

oddzy wrote:actually, louisiana is only 32.4% catholic. several states - conn., mass., and n.y. - have more, and there are several that are within a couple of percentage points, like il. and wisc.

http://www.glenmary.org/grc/pdf/catholi ... te1990.pdf

Actually, it depends on where you live. I cannot find post-Katrina stats, but the coastal areas from Mobile over through Lousiana tend to be heavily Roman Catholic (Jackson County Mississippi had 75% Roman Catholic population prior to Katrina, for example). That's why Mardis Gras is celebrated all along the coast.

jay_a2j wrote:

Titanic wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Yeah, same sex marriage is sooooo an important issue of our time.

It is to those who liberties are being denied.

What about MY LIBERTY to NOT purchase health care? Love how you libs pick and choose which rights you want and which ones you want to restrict.

Your "right" to not pay for your insurance ends when I am forced to use MY money to pay for YOUR care. I am. And, doing away with that obligation is not an answer because having people not get care means more diseases spreading, etc.

Neoteny wrote:

colton24 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I called the number too, but when I told them I was Catholic the people started angrily shouting at me in Arabic and something about a jihad on my family or something. Either that or they wanted to give my entire family a massage, it was hard to tell since I heard some AK-47s go off in the background.

That wasn't Arabic. No international dialing code on that number.

-Incomprehensible language?
-Hatred of Catholics
-Gun shots?
-Weird, out of context use of the word jihad.

You called the deep south, my friend.

Excuse me. No-one is the South can believe in God even when the South is referred to as the Bible Belt? Gimmie a break

Well, there's the incomprehensible language. Next one is hatred of Catholics. Go for it.

NO ONE can understand south Louisiana.. big fail.

Hatred of Roman Catholics -- well, when I was in Mississippi, I was told that KKK stands for "Kikes, Kinks and Katholics". That said, along the coast there areas are heavily Roman Catholic, even in Mississippi. The percentage in south Louisiana is much higher.