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Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:57 am
by pimpdave
1. fuckin' oil spill.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:58 am
by Army of GOD
2. Magnets

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:58 am
by pimpdave
3. fuckin' health care.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:00 am
by Army of GOD
4. Pelicans eating cell phones

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:01 am
by Army of GOD
5. Gay marriage

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:03 am
by pimpdave
Army of GOD wrote:5. Gay marriage


Absolutely. If you don't want to be gay, just don't get married! BAM! The miracle of the Free Market.

Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:04 am
by Frigidus
6. Terrorism

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:07 am
by pimpdave
Frigidus wrote:6. Terrorism


Exactly. Because in a truly free market, our weapons manufacturing companies could sell all the terrorists all the weapons they need, and then we'd never have to worry about them hijacking our planes again.

BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE THEIR OWN! BAM! NO MORE TERRORISM.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:19 am
by nietzsche
7. Drug war in Mexico

8. Prostitutes being fat and expensive

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:26 am
by natty dread
9. Free Dr Pepper!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:50 am
by pimpdave
natty_dread wrote:9. Free Dr Pepper!


I think you're confused as to what "free" means for the purposes of this thread. Please try to take this obviously very serious thread more seriously.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:50 am
by pimpdave
10. Robot assassins sent from the future.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:53 am
by Army of GOD
11. Origami

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:08 am
by Frigidus
12. Poor Education
13. Libtards

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:15 am
by natty dread
pimpdave wrote:
natty_dread wrote:9. Free Dr Pepper!


I think you're confused as to what "free" means for the purposes of this thread. Please try to take this obviously very serious thread more seriously.


No, I mean Dr. Pepper would be freed from his captivity in Switzerland. Haven't you been paying ANY attention WHATSOEVER??"!?!?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 am
by john9blue
Frigidus wrote:12. Poor Education
13. Libtards


redundant :P

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:48 am
by jonesthecurl
14. Bloody British immigrants

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:48 am
by jonesthecurl
15. G.I. Joe

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:31 am
by thegreekdog
2010 Thread of the Year.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:32 am
by jonesthecurl
thegreekdog wrote:2010 Thread of the Year.


We were only up to 15. how did you jump 1995 places?

Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:29 am
by InkL0sed
16. Ninjers

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:47 am
by Hensow
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels
17. Law
and therefor 18. Illegal immigration & 19. crime

Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:41 am
by Timminz
Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels

And what would that be in English?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:08 am
by jonesthecurl
Timminz wrote:
Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels

And what would that be in English?



"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gambol in the wabe."

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:16 pm
by InkL0sed
Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels
17. Law
and therefor 18. Illegal immigration & 19. crime


I'm pretty sure you just killed the thread