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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:18 pm

john9blue wrote:
john9blue wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Back to being super-cereal:

-People who discriminate against age. I cannot fucking stand this.


People do this all the time.


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Army of GOD wrote:-
What grinds yours?


In the case of local teen drivers, not holding down the clutch or trying to move into the wrong gear. (and of course relegating us all with that wonderful sound!).


Oh hey, there it is.

FAIL, sorry ....
I live next to the high school and it was not a general reference. In fact, were this not an internet forum, I could give you some of their names.

.. on a better note, it is now summer and hopefully their driving skills will have improved. Then again, it does seem there is a new few every year. That's not ageism, either. It's just history that repeats and the law of percentages. Get a group of 100+ inexperienced drivers and at least one will grind gears.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:58 pm

-People who think I'm weird because I like Classical. Tchaikovsky rox my sox.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby King Doctor on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:31 pm

Friction burns on my genitals.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby pmchugh on Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:33 pm

-Everything in the world except AOG.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:49 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:-People who mistake my apathy for laziness

-People who insult my taste in music

-People who think it's "stupid" that I love gangster rap though living I live in suburbia.

-You're lazy (Slowpoke?)

-Rap sucks

-It is stupid, embrace Metal!

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:51 pm

I love that one.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Maugena on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:-When people post the "so and so is on your ignore list. Click to view post" just to show that someone is on their foe list (inb4 someone does that to me in this thread).

-Political threads

-People who hurt someone physically or emotionally, completely pointlessly, and then say "I'm sorry, but that's life".



What grinds yours?

Family Guy references.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:57 pm

Plagiarism.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Maugena on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:57 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:-People who mistake my apathy for laziness

-People who insult my taste in music

-People who think it's "stupid" that I love gangster rap though living I live in suburbia.

-You're lazy (Slowpoke?)

-Rap sucks

-It is stupid, embrace Metal!

I love you AoG!


-Yep.

-Yep.

-Yep.

I don't know yet.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:09 am

Army of GOD wrote:-People who think I'm weird because I like Classical. Tchaikovsky rox my sox.

AoG officially has the most broad taste in music.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:52 pm

When I browse for hot girls on myspace and I have all the settings set up "Slim/Slender/Athletic" and I hit the little search button it gives me whales upon whales upon whales.

That's what really pisses me off.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:39 pm

Guys who would make Homer Simpson look like a model, but who think its OK to call women "whales" because they fall short of "standards"..... and I don't know or care if that applies to the above poster. I am not "in the market". It just happens all too often!

and people who think that they will always look like they are 20... and that it really matters.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:07 pm

I make Homer Simpson look like God.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby john9blue on Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:04 pm

I make Homer Simpson look like a stupid, middle-aged balding father.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:15 pm

-My siblings

-Tuna, mayonnaise and anyone who combines the two

-My bosses, who constantly have dick up their assholes
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:34 pm

+1 List:

InkL0sed wrote:The question "What are you reading?"


jonesthecurl wrote:This gear-grinder that I bought from Home Depot.


Timminz wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My mom.


I'd hit that.

Especially in the face.


DirtyDishSoap wrote:When I browse for hot girls on myspace and I have all the settings set up "Slim/Slender/Athletic" and I hit the little search button it gives me whales upon whales upon whales.

That's what really pisses me off.


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This grinds my gears:

Army of GOD wrote:When my mom walks in the room and asks what I'm watching on television.

My usual response: "It doesn't matter, you don't know it anyway".


That "Oh, whatever, like I'm AoG and you don't know nuttin' 'bout me, so there, leave me alone" attitude GRINDS MY GEARS.

I'm all about tolerance and love and that shit, but you, AoG, should go piss in a cup and then drink it.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:36 pm

What if I was to tell you I already do that?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby edwinissweet on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:41 pm

My dog. She will eat her own shit if i dont watch her, but she is too good to eat her less expenssive dog food. f*ck her.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby daddy1gringo on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:36 am

Drivers who are in a real big hurry to make sure they get and stay in front of me, then suddenly are not in a hurry anymore. I try to pass them when it is safe, but I don't tailgate them.

Also tailgaters. You are willing to risk my life and yours because you don't know how long it takes for a 5,000 lb vehicle to stop, and because you think you are James Bond with the reflexes of Spiderman, and you think I'm going to speed like you because you pressure me. Ha! I slow down to a crawl when I am being tailgated. (until it is safe for passing, then I slide to the right and let them go tailgate somebody else. As Dave Barry says, "'teaching someone a lesson' doesn't work. But it feeeeels so good.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby jay_a2j on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:57 am

The 300 lb. person who orders the double quarterpounder with cheese meal, with a DIET Coke. :-k
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:07 am

daddy1gringo wrote:
Also tailgaters. You are willing to risk my life and yours because you don't know how long it takes for a 5,000 lb vehicle to stop, and because you think you are James Bond with the reflexes of Spiderman, and you think I'm going to speed like you because you pressure me. Ha! I slow down to a crawl when I am being tailgated. (until it is safe for passing, then I slide to the right and let them go tailgate somebody else. As Dave Barry says, "'teaching someone a lesson' doesn't work. But it feeeeels so good.


Actually, it is about the only SAFE thing that you can do. Slow down until they do have room to stop in the distance they leave.
It also "encourages" them to pass you and just be gone.

What grinds my gears? Trucks, particularly log trucks on rural roads that think they have the right to speed because they are making money (as opposed to those tourists who, according to them, have no rights) OR who think they should play "chicken", actually shove Forest Service employees off the road because they are angry about some decision the Forest Supervisor or others made. They give the honest/decent drivers/loggers a bad name .. and result in MORE tightening of rules.

(and note-- I mean accidents that have put more than a few into the hospital, plus cost taxpayers money to repair damaged vehicles.).
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:19 am

people honking...and the freaking vuvuzuelas
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:29 am

jay_a2j wrote:The 300 lb. person who orders the double quarterpounder with cheese meal, with a DIET Coke. :-k

Since a single regular soda gives far more calories than you shoud consume in a day, by itself, it actually makes some sense. Of course, getting a salad or even making their own burger at home would be more sensible yet...
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Woodruff on Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:13 am

jay_a2j wrote:The 300 lb. person who orders the double quarterpounder with cheese meal, with a DIET Coke. :-k


Yeah, my mom always did that crap too...get a Snickers and a diet soda.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Woodruff on Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:15 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:The 300 lb. person who orders the double quarterpounder with cheese meal, with a DIET Coke. :-k


Since a single regular soda gives far more calories than you shoud consume in a day, by itself


Gonna have to call bullshit on this one. You drinking those "regular 90 oz" sodas, PLAYER?
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