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Pedronicus wrote:Ever since I was 13, all my girlfriends have had smelly feet.
BigBallinStalin wrote:I heard bathing helps
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
King Doctor wrote:I find your questions about my mother both impertinent and presumptious.
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.
And if they dont suck then they blow.
billy07 wrote:possibly because they don't wear socks! or possibly because you're picking them up outside of a sally bash hostel pedro?
i believe all women should shower twice a day as i like them to smell fresh and be ready for some tongue action at any given moment. most women don't though, but if you can get over the initial slight whiff their natural wetness will soon cleanse the vagina itself. then you can make it stink again.
b.k. barunt wrote:My right foot was mangled in a bike wreck so i wear flip flops in the summer and go barefoot around the house. If i go somewhere on my bike i wear boots, but otherwise i'm barefoot. Going barefoot causes your feet to stink less because they get more air and don't sweat as much. Are you daft?
Shower twice a day?? Whathefuck? If i find a woman desirable i want to enjoy her scent. I don't want her when she's freshly showered - i want to smell her, not soap. I'm speaking of course about a woman who meets up to the Honibaz standards of femininity and succulence, not your typical limey guttersnipe. Good luck there with the two showers - personally i'd opt for at least a half pint of Cuervo.
Btw, showering twice a day does not kill crabs.
Honibaz
Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.
If your wearing flip flops now that your mangled foot is much better, have you got a specialist flip-flop manufacturer to make a BK design, where the little bit that goes between your big toe and next is positioned 3 toes across because that's where your big toe is now.
We want photos of your mangled foot mate (and photos of your specialist flip-flop design)
Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
b.k. barunt wrote:billy07 wrote:possibly because they don't wear socks! or possibly because you're picking them up outside of a sally bash hostel pedro?
i believe all women should shower twice a day as i like them to smell fresh and be ready for some tongue action at any given moment. most women don't though, but if you can get over the initial slight whiff their natural wetness will soon cleanse the vagina itself. then you can make it stink again.
My right foot was mangled in a bike wreck so i wear flip flops in the summer and go barefoot around the house. If i go somewhere on my bike i wear boots, but otherwise i'm barefoot. Going barefoot causes your feet to stink less because they get more air and don't sweat as much. Are you daft?
Shower twice a day?? Whathefuck? If i find a woman desirable i want to enjoy her scent. I don't want her when she's freshly showered - i want to smell her, not soap. I'm speaking of course about a woman who meets up to the Honibaz standards of femininity and succulence, not your typical limey guttersnipe. Good luck there with the two showers - personally i'd opt for at least a half pint of Cuervo.
Btw, showering twice a day does not kill crabs.
Honibaz
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.
King Doctor wrote:Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.
No, you're thinking of leprosy.
billy07 wrote:
i have never owned a pair of flip flops but if i wear trainers without socks my feet sweat....so i assumed this was why pedro's women had sweaty feet.
i'd love to know what the honibaz standards are for a woman? lets face it, with your mangled foot, no job and your addiction to spending all your waking hours flaming mongoloids i can barely see them queueing up outside your trailer. maybe in cloud cuckoo land a woman finds these attributes very attractive? amirite?
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