Dear LeBron James

[Army of GOD]

So I was watching Jeopardy and the three idiots on it through Karl Malone (even more funny) and Clyde Drexler shot a game winner in 1998 over Bryon Russell (who fucking plays for the Jazz) to win the finals.

[Woodruff]

whatever, he will never be like MJ.

and AoG will never enjoy basketball as those of us that saw MJ play

MJ always wished he could be Doctor J.

Doctor J wished he could be Wilt

If Doctor J was Wilt, he'da been hitting his head on the rafters every time he jumped.

He also would have had more sexual partners.

Not with that Concussion Syndrome going on in there!

[oVo]

Bill Russell and that Jabbar guy did ok in the NBA too.

Glad to see Lebron live up to his potential
and get off the playoff snide.

[Army of GOD]

This is now my general basketball thread, but holy shit, the Lakers traded for Nash. It's going to be interesting to see him play with Kobe and Bynum.

[nietzsche]

Still, Lebron will never be close to Jordan's game/greatness. I'm so sad you didn't get to watch him play live.

I was kidding, I'm not sad at all.

[BigBallinStalin]

Go cry into your panties. You think we care? WE DON'T.

/End of the fucking story.

[Army of GOD]

Ray motherfucking Allen

[GreecePwns]

Jason motherfucking Ki-...you know what? No. Just...no.

[Army of GOD]

Jason motherfucking Ki-...you know what? No. Just...no.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

[Army of GOD]

Not bothering to start a new thread because an NBA thread will die faster than Whitney Houston at a bath house but Jordan never won 23 in a row.

The Heat are playing out of their minds right now. I doubt they'll break the record of 33 in a row but it'll be hard for any team to beat them heading into the playoffs.

[xeno]

Not bothering to start a new thread because an NBA thread will die faster than Whitney Houston at a bath house but Jordan never won 23 in a row.

The Heat are playing out of their minds right now. I doubt they'll break the record of 33 in a row but it'll be hard for any team to beat them heading into the playoffs.

All my nba threads die after maybe one or two posts. Btw you're a bandwagon fan. I called you out on your shit two years ago a couple weeks ago and the mods deleted it, but know that I hope the heat lose the thunder but I know it won't happen. Enjoy the championships your thug players bring you but know its all a facade.

[Army of GOD]

I called you out on your shit two years ago a couple weeks ago

wat

[xeno]

I called you out on your shit two years ago a couple weeks ago

wat

I dug up posts from the heat mavs final where you guaranteed me a heat championship, posted the quote and the fascists deleted it for baiting I can only assume, but this is common practice in sports forums

[Army of GOD]

here's the thread: posting.php?mode=quote&f=8&p=3206370

This is, from what I could find, the closest thing to a guarantee:

That man doesnt dick around. Dirk's gonna go out there with his caveman lookin ass and beat those two monkeys lebron and wade hopefully. Seriously his put back is unstoppable he's prolly the best player in the series no doubt.

lol

The last person who said something as stupid as this hasn't been seen in this thread in a while. You should try to learn to not be an idiot before you post.

I forgot who Pippen said could end up being better than Jordan...it sure as hell wasn't Dirka.

But you're an idiot anyway who disses hockey, so I shouldn't expect any less from you. Oh wellz. =/

Dont worry. mad cuz yall are gonna lose. if the mavs lose ill leave CC dallas is better than shitty heat

Please, I'll eat your shit and drink your piss just to get your worthless ass out of here.

The offer still stands.

[xeno]

And the mavs won and guess what. I'm still here. You're still a bandwagon fan of a wishy washy organization with a terrible fan base.

[Army of GOD]

And the mavs won and guess what. I'm still here. You're still a bandwagon fan of a wishy washy organization with a terrible fan base.

k

[AndyDufresne]

And the mavs won and guess what. I'm still here. You're still a bandwagon fan of a wishy washy organization with a terrible fan base.

xeno r angry!


--Andy

[BigBallinStalin]

Why do you take your sports so seriously?

[Crazyirishman]

How about the nuggets? not many teams can do what they do without at least 1 superstar.

[thegreekdog]

here's the thread: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/posti ... &p=3206370

This is, from what I could find, the closest thing to a guarantee:

That man doesnt dick around. Dirk's gonna go out there with his caveman lookin ass and beat those two monkeys lebron and wade hopefully. Seriously his put back is unstoppable he's prolly the best player in the series no doubt.

lol

The last person who said something as stupid as this hasn't been seen in this thread in a while. You should try to learn to not be an idiot before you post.

I forgot who Pippen said could end up being better than Jordan...it sure as hell wasn't Dirka.

But you're an idiot anyway who disses hockey, so I shouldn't expect any less from you. Oh wellz. =/

Dont worry. mad cuz yall are gonna lose. if the mavs lose ill leave CC dallas is better than shitty heat

Please, I'll eat your shit and drink your piss just to get your worthless ass out of here.

The offer still stands.

What's your deal? Are you one of those guys that likes whatever team is good at the time? Do I have to shun you?

[Army of GOD]

here's the thread: posting.php?mode=quote&f=8&p=3206370

This is, from what I could find, the closest thing to a guarantee:

That man doesnt dick around. Dirk's gonna go out there with his caveman lookin ass and beat those two monkeys lebron and wade hopefully. Seriously his put back is unstoppable he's prolly the best player in the series no doubt.

lol

The last person who said something as stupid as this hasn't been seen in this thread in a while. You should try to learn to not be an idiot before you post.

I forgot who Pippen said could end up being better than Jordan...it sure as hell wasn't Dirka.

But you're an idiot anyway who disses hockey, so I shouldn't expect any less from you. Oh wellz. =/

Dont worry. mad cuz yall are gonna lose. if the mavs lose ill leave CC dallas is better than shitty heat

Please, I'll eat your shit and drink your piss just to get your worthless ass out of here.

The offer still stands.

What's your deal? Are you one of those guys that likes whatever team is good at the time? Do I have to shun you?

what? no...

I have been a Penguins, Broncos and Red Sox fan since the 90s. Granted, I am somewhat fairweather (like, when the Penguins sucked absolute nutsacks in 2002-2003, I didn't pay much attention to them) but then again who isn't?

The Heat have been my second favorite team since Wade joined the league (favorite player) and since I was only loosely a Raptors fan (parents got me a Raptors hat when I was 3, the first year they were in the league), I didn't feel awfully connected to them anyway.

Also, xeno can go f*ck himself but since I respect you a little bit I felt the need to explain. I know I don't need to defend myself over the internet.

[xeno]

Why do you take your sports so seriously?

I don't think I do. It's all in good fun.

And piss off Andy I don't need your useless monkey drivel here.

[thegreekdog]

what? no...

Oh, okay.

I have been a Penguins, Broncos and Red Sox fan since the 90s

Wait a second...

Seriously dude. You are the definition of a bandwagon fan. All of teams were good and/or won championships at that period of time. Unless you have a good reason to be fans of those teams that have nothing to do with (1) their winning ways or (2) a player you like who is really awesome, then you are hereby shunned.

Acceptable reasons to be fans of those teams include:

- I was a huge fan of [insert name of obscure Broncos lineman].
- My favorite college player who went to my alma mater is a bench player on the Miami Heat.
- My dad's favorite team is the Pittsburgh Penguins because he grew up outside Pittsburgh.
- The first baseball game I ever went to was at Fenway and my parents did not like any particular baseball team so I latched on to the Sox.

I'm not saying you can't root for those teams, but you certainly are violating all sorts of codes when you brag about those teams. For shame...

[Army of GOD]

(1) Red Sox were shit in the 90s. I like them because my favorite color is red. I don't see how that is much different than liking a Philly team for living in Philly. Both are childish.

(2) Broncos won back to back Super Bowls in 97 and 98, ok, but I was 6 and 7 at the time...I hardly understood fandom at the time. But trust me, I remember the Brian Griese/Jake Plummer era.

(3) Penguins won the year I was born and the year after. I literally wasn't capable of thought at the time. Jagr and Kovalev were my favorite players at the time. But trust me, I remember the early 00s (recall that they were about the worst team in the league then and I was 11-14).

[Army of GOD]

How about the nuggets? not many teams can do what they do without at least 1 superstar.

The 04 Pistons showed that it's do-able, it's just difficult. It's nice to see McGee not be a total douchebag like he was in Washington.

Also, the Manimal is a manimal.