Conquer Club

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three Rs:
Respect for self
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone every day.

9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.

14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.

15. Be gentle with the earth.

16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.

17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

There are 20 rules here. You should lrn2count.

Excellent point. Thank you for your time.

19. When given the chance to fornicate with a Hot and Sexy Androgynous Folk!, ask them to be gentle with your earth.

I thought the #1 rule for living was don't talk about living...

20. It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission

11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.

14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.

15. Be gentle with the earth.

16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.

17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

Just like to address some things:

11. What's considered good and honourable? What are you living for?

12. Where does a loving atmosphere come from? Why should I have a loving foundation for my life?

13. Sure, though the past can be relevant.

14. Who cares when you're dead? I don't think Michael Jackson gives a damn that his songs/albums were #1 downloaded on iTunes after he died.

15. But the Earth is for us to use, isn't it? And why are people vegetarians and vegans when animals are for us to eat, since we're carnivores, too?

16. Why?

17. I honestly don't get this one. But here's one question: Where does love come from?

21. In the world-wise words of Pedronicus: "Not everything that is brown tastes like chocolate".

22. Plagiarism.

jonesthecurl wrote:22. Plagiarism.

Jonesy wins. Now, who knows who I stole this from?

I might get a tatoo of rule #10 on me so i dont forget it.

that guy with the robe who likes to expose himself to the mountains when the acolytes are sleeping

khazalid wrote:that guy with the robe who likes to expose himself to the mountains when the acolytes are sleeping

I thought you were going to come in here and post
23. beat meningitis

24. D.T.A.

Pedronicus wrote:

khazalid wrote:that guy with the robe who likes to expose himself to the mountains when the acolytes are sleeping

I thought you were going to come in here and post
23. beat meningitis

hey, and i'm 23 years old. coinkidink! your point's a good one though...

23. beat illness in general

24. generally beat [it]

25. never let reality get in the way of making dirty jokes on internet forums

Timminz wrote:1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

True. If it wasn't for this site I wouldn't be so awesome.

Snorri1234 wrote:True. If it wasn't for this site I wouldn't be so awesome.

coming into contact with me (even through the internet) tends to have that effect on people

26. Too many list threads

27. plagiarism

28. Frank fucking Sinatra (about damn time he made a list...)

Why is Frank fucking Sinatra?

Army of GOD wrote:Why is Frank fucking Sinatra?

29. "self appreciation"

30. see "My Buddy" -Frank Sinatra single.

31. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.