The REAL Saxi Invitational Thread

Gang, you are probably unaware of saxi's present situation. The woman claiming to be his sister, Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3, has abducted him and hijacked his account. Knowing that she was about to find him, he gave me permission to begin the real Saxi Invitational Thread, as well as the name of the first invite.
The rules are exactly as Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3 has posted in the fake thread (it is, after all, his original draft of the rules, which she has simply plagiarized).
DON'T POST IN ANY THREAD OTHER THAN THIS ONE, THE REST ARE FAKE
Saxi wishes me to invite bradleybadly.
The rules are exactly as Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3 has posted in the fake thread (it is, after all, his original draft of the rules, which she has simply plagiarized).
RULE #1 - You don't post unless the preceding post contains an invitation for you to post.
Unless you have an active invite you do not post here. Keep all discussion in the garbage can: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=124931
RULE #2 - Each person who posts ends his post by inviting someone else to post.
RULE #e - NO THREAD BUSTERS.
RULE #4 - If your invitee doesn't post you lose the Thread and the OP obtains ownership of the souls* of everyone who posted in the Thread.
RULE #5 - All posts must be about either Kim Kardashian or a different topic.
RULE #6 - People who have already posted can be invited again by a subsequent poster.
I INVITE BRADLEYBADLY.
* cyber-souls only
DON'T POST IN ANY THREAD OTHER THAN THIS ONE, THE REST ARE FAKE
Saxi wishes me to invite bradleybadly.