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Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:11 pmby BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD, a.k.a. The Muffin-Dumpling Dwarf, has featured in many amateur films, yet he's had no major offers from the professional world.
Don't worry, AoG! You're standing may seem minor and small to them, but we see you as something more!--something like a glass being half tall.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:19 pmby mviola
AoG is too short to be a pornstar.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:22 pmby THORNHEART
you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:44 pmby Army of GOD
My internet ego is in shambles. =(
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:28 pmby john9blue
This thread already delivers.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:37 pmby BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD wrote:My internet ego is in shambles. =(
Fear not! The decrease in your internet ego has led to the erecting of someone else's internet ego--regardless of whether or not their real egos are flaccid and dysfunctional.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:39 pmby the.killing.44
THORNHEART wrote:you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
0 for 2…keep trying!
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:52 pmby Army of GOD
If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:03 pmby BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD wrote:If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
OH-HO HO! Can I get a highfive with that?
*holds up hand*
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:05 pmby Army of GOD
*connects highfive*
*looks to camera, thumbs up!*
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:29 pmby muy_thaiguy
But you work at Burger King and wear braces.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:55 amby Army of GOD
=(
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:44 amby muy_thaiguy
Only took you 2 years.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:40 amby ManBungalow
Do you cater for Conquer Club fetishes?
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:58 amby fadedpsychosis
muy_thaiguy wrote:Only took you 2 years.
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 amby Serbia
Utter shite!
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:18 amby fadedpsychosis
Serbia wrote:Utter shite!
ok, shite.
Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:07 pmby Funkyterrance
Because the micro-penis just never caught on in the adult film industry?