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Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Do you want to play a game with me?

I have something to show you ...



It's Uncle Saxi's First Ever SIB North America Friendship Challenge!
C'est le premier SIB Amérique du Nord orgie avec Saxi!
Planes de Saxi para molestarle!

(sorry, my French and Spanish is rusty so forgive me if I got any of the translations wrong)



There are 8 spots open on map EUROPA. Why EUROPA instead of FRACTURED NORTH AMERICA? Because EUROPA is the only map on which I've ever won a game.

I - Spots will be apportioned by nationality, in (very) rough percentage to populations. To qualify for a spot you must be a resident, though not necessarily a citizen, of the United States of America, the United Mexican States, or the Dominion of Canada. Sorry, residents of Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Guam, the Federated States of Micronesia, Samoa, West Virginia, Yukon, Nunavat or the Northwest Territories are not eligible.

SPOT 1 - USA
SPOT 2 - USA (Uncle Saxi)
SPOT 3 - USA
SPOT 4 - USA
SPOT 5 - UMS
SPOT 6 - UMS
SPOT 7 - UMS
SPOT 8 - DoC

II - If Mexico doesn't claim all of their spots, the leftover will be transferred to Canadian players.

III - The winner will receive this 25-cent North American Union coin (retail value US$12):

That will require you transmit to me a mailing address in the US, Canada or Mexico (no APOs and nothing in the previously mentioned territories). If you are very wary about doing that I probably don't blame you. In that case, a US$12 donation will be made in the name of your userid to "Firefighters from Three Countries for Three Cancers" instead (https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/do ... =233950499), which is working to spread cancer in the U.S., Canada and Mexico.

The loser will ... well, let's just say you don't want to lose.

IV - For the duration of the game, English-only chat rules will be suspended and players may communicate in English, French or Spanish, at their leisure. (No Cherokee, Sioux or Hyda, please.)

V - To sign-up, place your name below. Spaces will be allotted on a first-come, first-served basis!

Victor Sullivan is in!!!!!! I want to be your friend, saxi. Funky fresh old men gotta stick together

In please, for the great USA!

In please

I am required to represent.

LAST AMERICAN SPOT

Je gagne.

lol, Saxi wants to annoy me? (espaniol)

Army of GOD wrote:LAST AMERICAN SPOT

Je gagne.

Well ... my kid, Bison King, had the last American spot! But AOG is first on the waiting list if ol' Uncle Saxi can't get enough Canadians or Mexicans. Right now this site's Mexicans are really turning out to be Mexican'ts.

At this rate I may have to make a trip to Home Depot.

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:LAST AMERICAN SPOT

Je gagne.

Well ... my kid, Bison King, had the last American spot! But AOG is first on the waiting list if ol' Uncle Saxi can't get enough Canadians or Mexicans. Right now this site's Mexicans are really turning out to be Mexican'ts.

At this rate I may have to make a trip to Home Depot.

At this rate, I might have to kick you out of Qomedy Qlub

Best Continent Ever

Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

North America-Just Right

The Bison King wrote:Best Continent Ever

Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

North America-Just Right

Lol you sound like Goldilocks, TBK.

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:LAST AMERICAN SPOT

Je gagne.

Well ... my kid, Bison King, had the last American spot! But AOG is first on the waiting list if ol' Uncle Saxi can't get enough Canadians or Mexicans. Right now this site's Mexicans are really turning out to be Mexican'ts.

At this rate I may have to make a trip to Home Depot.

BULLSHIT

Also, nietzsche is the only potential Mexican.

Army of GOD wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:LAST AMERICAN SPOT

Je gagne.

Well ... my kid, Bison King, had the last American spot! But AOG is first on the waiting list if ol' Uncle Saxi can't get enough Canadians or Mexicans. Right now this site's Mexicans are really turning out to be Mexican'ts.

At this rate I may have to make a trip to Home Depot.

BULLSHIT

Also, nietzsche is the only potential Mexican.

WRONG! he's in Arizona he forfeited his Mexican Cred

What? West Virginia is disqualified but Arkansas is allowed.

Well I'm in IOWA so that probably disqualifies me too. It does for most everything else.

Hey Army of Nobuses is from south of Tejas.

Saxi, you might want to enter THIS CONTEST!

Victor Sullivan wrote:At this rate, I might have to kick you out of Qomedy Qlub

don't know what it is

The Bison King wrote:Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

also describes my last six girlfriends

Army of GOD wrote:
BULLSHIT

Also, nietzsche is the only potential Mexican.

If I don't score some Mexicans and Canadians soon I'll add you but it's not possible to have more than 5 Americans and still be a North American Friendship Challenge so I may call it off.

I'm going to bait this thread with pics of Maple Syrup and Jalapeno peppers. That'll bring 'em running.

jay_a2j wrote:Saxi, you might want to enter THIS CONTEST!

Those ladies look late '20's or early '30's. I have said many times that I haven't dated a woman over the age of 25 since my 54th birthday and I'm not about to start.

saxitoxin wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

also describes my last six girlfriends

So let me guess, too wet was the best one, right?

The Bison King wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

also describes my last six girlfriends

So let me guess, too wet was the best one, right?

I would've guessed poisonous

The Bison King wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

also describes my last six girlfriends

So let me guess, too wet was the best one, right?

Esmerelda is South America. You should see the number of sheet sets we go through. Good thing I get 10% off on all home linens when I use my Kohl's card.

saxitoxin wrote:

The Bison King wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

The Bison King wrote:Europe-too small
Asia-too big
Australia-too Poisonous
Africa-too dangerous
Antarctica-too cold
South America-too wet

also describes my last six girlfriends

So let me guess, too wet was the best one, right?

Esmerelda is South America. You should see the number of sheet sets we go through. Good thing I get 10% off on all home linens when I use my Kohl's card.

WTF is up with you and Kohl's?!?

I'm in!! I'm gonna have to return to Mexico in order to win that coin. I'll be in Mexico by the 15th. Damn those two good jobs.. and I was starting to like blonde girls, They are kind of all-the-same like the Chinese.

nietzsche wrote:I'm in!! I'm gonna have to return to Mexico in order to win that coin. I'll be in Mexico by the 15th. Damn those two good jobs.. and I was starting to like blonde girls, They are kind of all-the-same like the Chinese.

Yeah except Blond girls don't work 19 hours a day... or at all.

nietzsche wrote:I'm gonna have to return to Mexico in order to win that coin.

Scotty's plan is working perfectly!!!

ATTENTION!

All four of the USA's holes have been filled.

Only one of the UMS' holes have been filled and, since she's a virgin, it's unlikely the other two are going to be filled anytime soon.

In accordance with the rules of the Friendship Challenge, I hereby declare 3 open spots for Canadians. I set these to expire in 24 hours at which time AOG will be invited.

So, come on Canada. Bring all your gorgeously fair complexions, high cheekbones and well-toned lacrosse thighs and get on in here.

DON'T LET AOG AND AMERICA ANNEX YOUR SPOTS IN THE FRIENDSHIP CHALLENGE LIKE THEY WANT TO ANNEX MANITOBA.

^Holy shit, it's Georges St-Pierre ^

GabonX wrote:^Holy shit, it's Georges St-Pierre ^

WHODAT?