Stephen Colbert is My Hero

[Iliad]

arise from the dead i bump you from the 93rd page to the first YAYAYA BOI!!!!!!!!!

I wish you would either.
A) Leave
B) Die
C) Both
D) All of the above.

I pick the latter.

No!
Where is
e) die a painful slow death while everyone watches while munching on popcorn and discussing your death

[Skittles!]

The option B (which is die) could mean any way of death..

I hate popcorn

[Iliad]

The option B (which is die) could mean any way of death..

I hate popcorn

You can skip the popcorn part then