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Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:10 pm
by CreepersWiener
Good or Bad idea? I mean, say you want a friendship, and you didn't really forget about her on Valentine's Day...I mean, you told her you liked her and you wrote her a dorky poem...but you just didn't go out and get flowers. And then she gets a little teeny tiny vase of flowers from some stupid Secret Admirer who doesn't even know how to spell his own friggin' name. What if I had a WHOLE BUNCH OF FLOWERS Delivered the Day AFTER Valentine's Day? Do you think that would work?
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:16 pm
by Tisha
I'd have to say no..
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:24 pm
by Army of GOD
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:14 am
by CreepersWiener
Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..
Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:04 pm
by Tisha
CreepersWiener wrote:Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..
Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?
I think a replica of your penis would be better spent $..
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:15 pm
by bedub1
been there, done that. bad idea. "oh, you brought me day old donuts!" just wait 6 months....then give her flowers.
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:29 pm
by Army of GOD
I wouldn't mind day old donuts
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:15 pm
by CreepersWiener
Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts
Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:27 pm
by Army of GOD
CreepersWiener wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts
Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!
What? No, I mean actual day old donuts. Not your penis.
I don't care if the donuts are a week old. they're fucking delicious.
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:28 pm
by squishyg
Is CW giving out doughnuts? I want one please.
Ditto waiting awhile to send her flowers. Sending them the day after just looks like you forgot.
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:31 pm
by clapper011
well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:20 am
by Tisha
clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:08 am
by CreepersWiener
Tisha wrote:clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica
You mean a dildo?
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:35 am
by clapper011
CreepersWiener wrote:Tisha wrote:clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica
You mean a dildo?
you mean Tishas?

Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:59 am
by Johnny Rockets
You don't want a friendship.
You obviously want something more. If you are going to the length of writing a poem, that shows her you are putting more effort and emotional energy into an act of affection than running out an purchasing something material, be it flowers, or chocolates or dildos.
The fact that you want to "one-up" this other secret admirer by throwing a grand worth of dead plants at her the day after will accomplish nothing but show her how jealous and petty you are.
Don't do it.
Just be attentive, and expressive and let her know that you are interested in her in a non threatening way without crowding her.
However, Mr Secret Admirer is a problem.
Before he drops his nuts and walks onto your playing field, it's important that you locate the upstart and take care of business.
( You will need a pair of pruning shears, a 4mm poly bag (28''x56''), a hockey equipment bag, and a meat saw. )
Johnny Rockets
Re: Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

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Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:52 am
by Tisha
Are hockey equipments bags plastic lined?
and I mean a replica
create-a-mate
clone a willy
Now is your chance to make a real impression!