Conquer Club

Good or Bad idea? I mean, say you want a friendship, and you didn't really forget about her on Valentine's Day...I mean, you told her you liked her and you wrote her a dorky poem...but you just didn't go out and get flowers. And then she gets a little teeny tiny vase of flowers from some stupid Secret Admirer who doesn't even know how to spell his own friggin' name. What if I had a WHOLE BUNCH OF FLOWERS Delivered the Day AFTER Valentine's Day? Do you think that would work?

I'd have to say no..

Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..

Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?

CreepersWiener wrote:

Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..

Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?

I think a replica of your penis would be better spent $..

been there, done that. bad idea. "oh, you brought me day old donuts!" just wait 6 months....then give her flowers.

I wouldn't mind day old donuts

Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts

Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!

CreepersWiener wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts

Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!

What? No, I mean actual day old donuts. Not your penis.


I don't care if the donuts are a week old. they're fucking delicious.

Is CW giving out doughnuts? I want one please.

Ditto waiting awhile to send her flowers. Sending them the day after just looks like you forgot.

well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

Tisha wrote:

clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

You mean a dildo?

CreepersWiener wrote:

Tisha wrote:

clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

You mean a dildo?

you mean Tishas?

You don't want a friendship.
You obviously want something more. If you are going to the length of writing a poem, that shows her you are putting more effort and emotional energy into an act of affection than running out an purchasing something material, be it flowers, or chocolates or dildos.

The fact that you want to "one-up" this other secret admirer by throwing a grand worth of dead plants at her the day after will accomplish nothing but show her how jealous and petty you are.
Don't do it.
Just be attentive, and expressive and let her know that you are interested in her in a non threatening way without crowding her.

However, Mr Secret Admirer is a problem.
Before he drops his nuts and walks onto your playing field, it's important that you locate the upstart and take care of business.
( You will need a pair of pruning shears, a 4mm poly bag (28''x56''), a hockey equipment bag, and a meat saw. )


Johnny Rockets

Are hockey equipments bags plastic lined?

and I mean a replica

create-a-mate
clone a willy

Now is your chance to make a real impression!