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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby apey on Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:28 pm

Kinky dds!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jun 21, 2016 1:15 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You implying I'm fat?

I'll have you know, I do lift. Paper stacks.

Dude! Totally awesome!
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Postby UCAbears on Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:29 pm

The messenger is here.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:20 am

UCAbears wrote:The messenger is here.

Who are you again?
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Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Postby Serbia on Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:40 am

I think he attends the University of Central Austria, and considers himself a bear.

Just throw him some fresh fish, he'll wander off.
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:13 pm

I, home skillet, am the messenger.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:34 pm

So where's the package?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:13 pm

UCAbears wrote:I, home skillet, am the messenger.

Whatever you're selling I don't want it
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Postby Serbia on Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:58 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:So where's the package?


In my pants.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:38 pm

Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:So where's the package?


In my pants.

No there's not. Otherwise DDS is lying to me.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jul 06, 2016 9:57 pm

Reach deeper
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Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:09 pm

So...we're 600 pages behind the longest thread thread, I now have time to kill, who wants to help me overtake their thread?!
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No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:14 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You implying I'm fat?

I'll have you know, I do lift. Paper stacks.


Jacking to Playgirl magazines does not count as "lifting stacks of paper"
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:28 pm

I'm actually jacking off to car magazines. Something about exhaust pipes gets me going.

Besides, you're ugly. Uglier than Hillary Clinton's abused pussy
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Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:00 pm

At this point, I feel like I'm trying to save the Titanic with nothing but a sandbox bucket.
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Postby Serbia on Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:55 pm

This thread was THE thread back in the day. It was better than that other one.
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Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:58 pm

Then 2008 happened...
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After DY orgasms he develops a new recipe for chicken taragon, rearranges his closet, and then edits a paper on the Collected Works of John Stuart Mill.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:54 pm

Was that year of the Wickd? Or was that year of just awesome folks leaving? Aka me.
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Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:06 pm

It was the year of the Wickd...
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:51 am

DoomYoshi wrote:It was the year of the Wickd...

I blame you for that.
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Postby Skittles! on Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:16 pm

I can't believe this website is still alive.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:51 pm

Same. I've made somewhat of a comeback. Not as lively as it use to be. :(
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:14 pm

Yeah I literally forgot this website existed for like three years. This website was brilliant from 2006-2008.

Seems that there aren't many people I still recognise here sadly.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:29 pm

Yeah, a number have been banned or simply left over the years.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:03 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yeah, a number have been banned or simply left over the years.



Once YOU leave, this forum will bloom.
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