Conquer Club

Folks which of the above sound worse?
Sadly the second is actually an offense on CC. You can face penalties for Necro bumping. Have the mods got it wrong? Or is necro felching just to hard to prove?

Either way this is just plain nasty. Though when approached from an ethical view point...... I guess neither act is really hurting anyone. Even the bible says that the dead know nothing. "for the living know that they will die, and the dead know nothing" So surely it can't hurt.

Please vote dear readers. Also feel free to comment. Lets treat this grave(sorry couldn't resist) topic with the respect it deserves and keep profanity to a dull roar.

Thanks in advance the Bogan Divinity.

ps Poll will only run for 5days. Get your vote in, and make it count.

Never really understood why necrobumping was illegal in CC... I mean, a lot of old topics are still worth discussing.

PLAYER57832 wrote:Never really understood why necrobumping was illegal in CC... I mean, a lot of old topics are still worth discussing.

Yup, and necro bumping sounds a lot like / rhymes with..........

What is "necro felching?" And before you say, "Google it moron" or something like that, please note that I've assumed that felching is a "bad" word and any results from typing "felching" into Google will end up with me receiving a "You cannot access this website" note from my friendly IT professionals here at work.

thegreekdog wrote:What is "necro felching?" And before you say, "Google it moron" or something like that, please note that I've assumed that felching is a "bad" word and any results from typing "felching" into Google will end up with me receiving a "You cannot access this website" note from my friendly IT professionals here at work.

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Felching refers to (get your vomit bag ready) the act of sucking your semen out of someone's anus after you've deposited it there. (Told you to get your vomit bag ready!)

PLAYER57832 wrote:Never really understood why necrobumping was illegal in CC... I mean, a lot of old topics are still worth discussing.

Necrobumping (the offense) refers to "bumping an old topic without adding any significant new content." If you bump it to discuss it, that's perfectly legit. It only constitutes spam if you bump it without having anything new to say about it.

Thanks for fielding those for me dukasaur. Nice work

Thanks Dukusaur (turns out my suspicions were correct).

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that necro felching is against the rules of CC. I'm not sure how one could obtain semen from a dead person's ass over the internet (and I don't want to be sure, so there's no need to educate me), so I'm fairly certain we're not at risk for necro felching.

thegreekdog wrote:Thanks Dukusaur (turns out my suspicions were correct).

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that necro felching is against the rules of CC. I'm not sure how one could obtain semen from a dead person's ass over the internet (and I don't want to be sure, so there's no need to educate me), so I'm fairly certain we're not at risk for necro felching.

Your probably correct most esteemed domesticated lupine fiscally challenged chap. Would it be possible to rename the CC offense of necro bumping to something that sounds less like violating corpses. Might give people with more time than sense, one less topic to start hey this is suss polls about.

ps just admit to uncle bogan that you voted B

BoganGod wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Thanks Dukusaur (turns out my suspicions were correct).

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that necro felching is against the rules of CC. I'm not sure how one could obtain semen from a dead person's ass over the internet (and I don't want to be sure, so there's no need to educate me), so I'm fairly certain we're not at risk for necro felching.

Your probably correct most esteemed domesticated lupine fiscally challenged chap. Would it be possible to rename the CC offense of necro bumping to something that sounds less like violating corpses. Might give people with more time than sense, one less topic to start hey this is suss polls about.

ps just admit to uncle bogan that you voted B

AH! There are two votes for necro bumping?! Out of seven total votes?!

Kinky.

felch-nuggets lolz

thread of the ye-

you know what. no.

wow you should see my "necrobumping redefined thread" funy stuff, tho maybe a tad overdone.

necorfelching doesn't even compare to necrobumping. the two are separate things.

shieldgenerator7 wrote:wow you should see my "necrobumping redefined thread" funy stuff, tho maybe a tad overdone.

necorfelching doesn't even compare to necrobumping. the two are separate things.

What like anal sex and oral sex? The two are separate things which don't even compare, yet both share the word sex. Coincidentally neither of which are sex in the literal procreative sense of the word.

The point I'm making here, for those that missed it.....

When people think of the word necro in this day and age of woefully lax educational standards, they automatically assume it is the abbreviation for necrophilia. The word necro(some would argue correctly that necro is a prefix or modifier rather than a "stand alone word") has been striped of its proper/former meaning of - dead or of the dead.

In the rather limited knowledge of the average college kid CC player with a reading age of 7, necro bumping appears to mean fucking the dead......

Sorry if I'm overly simplifying things here. Trying to get through to the sound bite generation, the same mouth breathing f*ck knuckles that view that bieber muppet as an artist....

BoganGod wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:wow you should see my "necrobumping redefined thread" funy stuff, tho maybe a tad overdone.

necorfelching doesn't even compare to necrobumping. the two are separate things.

What like anal sex and oral sex? The two are separate things which don't even compare, yet both share the word sex. Coincidentally neither of which are sex in the literal procreative sense of the word.

The point I'm making here, for those that missed it.....

When people think of the word necro in this day and age of woefully lax educational standards, they automatically assume it is the abbreviation for necrophilia. The word necro(some would argue correctly that necro is a prefix or modifier rather than a "stand alone word") has been striped of its proper/former meaning of - dead or of the dead.

In the rather limited knowledge of the average college kid CC player with a reading age of 7, necro bumping appears to mean fucking the dead......

Sorry if I'm overly simplifying things here. Trying to get through to the sound bite generation, the same mouth breathing f*ck knuckles that view that bieber muppet as an artist....

Doesn't necro felching have to be worse necessarily? One must necro bump before one necro felches, right?

Its all a matter of taste!

Seriously though, doubt that corpses have feelings. Also if one is game enough to bump, doubt that progressing to the full felch would deter them.

how is this an ethics question?
and it appears I've not been alive long enough to fit into your intended age group....

If there's grass on the infield, play ball!

i'd always thought necro bumping was bumping dead threads.

there must be something wrong with me.

BoganGod wrote:When people think of the word necro in this day and age of woefully lax educational standards, they automatically assume it is the abbreviation for necrophilia. The word necro(some would argue correctly that necro is a prefix or modifier rather than a "stand alone word") has been striped of its proper/former meaning of - dead or of the dead.

In the rather limited knowledge of the average college kid CC player with a reading age of 7, necro bumping appears to mean fucking the dead......

Sorry if I'm overly simplifying things here. Trying to get through to the sound bite generation, the same mouth breathing f*ck knuckles that view that bieber muppet as an artist....

wow, you really think college age cc players are that dumb? pretty sure most of us know what the prefix necro means. keep feeling superior though.

edit: oh you're from europe, that explains everything. lol

New forum name

Felch Bumps

BoganGod wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:wow you should see my "necrobumping redefined thread" funy stuff, tho maybe a tad overdone.

necorfelching doesn't even compare to necrobumping. the two are separate things.

What like anal sex and oral sex? The two are separate things which don't even compare, yet both share the word sex. Coincidentally neither of which are sex in the literal procreative sense of the word.

The point I'm making here, for those that missed it.....

When people think of the word necro in this day and age of woefully lax educational standards, they automatically assume it is the abbreviation for necrophilia. The word necro(some would argue correctly that necro is a prefix or modifier rather than a "stand alone word") has been striped of its proper/former meaning of - dead or of the dead.

In the rather limited knowledge of the average college kid CC player with a reading age of 7, necro bumping appears to mean fucking the dead......

Sorry if I'm overly simplifying things here. Trying to get through to the sound bite generation, the same mouth breathing f*ck knuckles that view that bieber muppet as an artist....

Wrong. The phrase necrobumping is a more modern term than necrophilia.

greenoaks wrote:i'd always thought necro bumping was bumping dead threads.

there must be something wrong with me.

Left yourself a wee bit open here...... Nah, I won't go there.