Conquer Club

First of all, this is totally not spam

okay, I think it is pretty obvious how I came up with the idea for this thread, so just post something you remember reading (or something that you wrote [size=0]you sick bastards know who you are[/size])

here's something (someone ACTUALLY wrote this):
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely"

another thing:
"African Americans suck"
"Mexicans suck"
"If the world didn't suck, then all the people would fall off"

static_ice wrote:
okay, I think it is pretty obvious how I came up with the idea for this thread,

Not really how?

so just post something you remember reading (or something that you wrote you sick bastards know who you are)

Oh, look.

Read a discussion about the Big Brother racism fiasco...

Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

Guiscard wrote:Read a discussion about the Big Brother racism fiasco...

Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

looks like the latter one has a similar function to these message boards...

I read this once (don't ask how).


I really love hecter!
-Cynthia

It's true to [/quote]

What was she doing in the mens?

Or where you in the ladies?

ha! ive read some of the most hateful racist nonsense on bathroom stalls!
in los angeles people actually carve ON the toilet seats!! that has to be the lowest form of human expression!!
but i could see how carving on a bus-station toilet seat could be a good way to pass the time while youre waiting to buy some crystal meth

Kid_A wrote:ha! ive read some of the most hateful racist nonsense on bathroom stalls!
in los angeles people actually carve ON the toilet seats!! that has to be the lowest form of human expression!!
but i could see how carving on a bus-station toilet seat could be a good way to pass the time while youre waiting to buy some crystal meth

yes I forgot to say...there are 3 tools to the art of stall writing:
-ballpoint pen: slide across the wall, barely readable, easy to wash off
-permanent marker: very easy to see, lasts a long time, but some janitors bring out the heavy duty stuff and take care of it
-scratching in with sharp object: not as easy to see as marker, but virtually permanent.


oh and 1 more thing, the other day I went in the bathroom and noticed some brown stuff on the wall. Apparently this kid wipes his own sh*t across the wall in peace signs, and repeats every week when they clean up (yes, every week, my school isn't sanitary)

"As I sit amongst the vapour,
Someone's gone & nicked the paper,
Do I sit & let it linger,
Or do I use my fucking finger?"



And, on the toilet door; "To play toilet tennis look left"
on the left wall; "Look right"
on the right wall; "Look left"

^^^ toilet shakespeare

must have looked like that art statue "the thinker" when he conceived those up

"I heart Liz"
"Liz sucked me dry last night, faggot"
"Liz for sale : ###-###-#### (don't remember)"

Apparently there was a conversation.

#1 guy: I hate N*ggers
#2 guy: too bad because this N*gger just raped yo mama

#1 : suck my dick
#2 : I will f*ck you up bitch

#1 : Id like to see you try
#2 : Cracker please

Iv read poems at barnes and nobles before. Guess its the atmospehere.

Among some others. Pussy is good

I love pussy !
And other related sayings.

[sic] "NIGER'S R STUPED"

For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309

Life's a bitch... And then you die.

Sex drugs rock and rave
let's get high and misbehave
on speed weed and little e's
let's get high and talk to trees
life's a trip and then you die
so f*ck this world and let's get high

Hitman079 wrote:Sex drugs rock and rave
let's get high and misbehave
on speed weed and little e's
let's get high and talk to trees
life's a trip and then you die
so f*ck this world and let's get high

That sure is a good message.

i liked it personally...

No man is an island
....
But some of us have larger peninsulas than others!

jay_a2j wrote:For a Good Time.... Jenny 867-5309

Its not very god like to write that jay.

no buts its helpful!
Kinda hard to call her with no area code though...come on!

"I was here but now I'm gone
I left my name to turn you on
Those who know me, know me well
Those who don't can go to hell"

But they didn't leave a name.

Flush hard, it's a long way to the kitchen

(this was in summer camp. for the camp play we wrote a song with lyrics made up entirely of bathroom writings.)

Guiscard wrote:Also there.s a long running one on one of the library loos at Uni about what constitutes a 'real' degree - philosophy or business studies.

In my union bogs some wag had drawn an arrow pointing to the toilet roll with the words "philosophy degree - please take one"

But my favourite was in a camden pub toilet:

"To do is to be" - Sartre
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra