Conquer Club

Are forum members being too liberal in their use of Trap Threads?

What do you mean by liber...

ARGH

My foot! I can't this thing open. I can't get it open.

Hello! Hey! Hey! Help!

Help?

Ok, Symmetry, think...

You've been in worse situations than this. Remember that brothel in Somalia? The warehouse on the outskirts of Budapest?

I'm talking to myself. Great. That's just great. Nice work Symmetry. That's a lot of blood. Don't look at it. Work around it. Nobody's coming.

Hey! Help!

What the hell, who leaves something like that around on the internet? It could have taken my foot right off. Think, Sym, think!

Ok, who put it there? I came to chat to Saxitoxin, maybe he'll be here. I need to warn him about the traps. Make sure he doesn't get caught. Where is he? He should have been here by now. Lot of blood. Don't look at it.

No, wait. This thing is Mexican, maybe American made. I can use that. Huh, it just fell apart.

Now I just need to get back to a country with a functional system of healthcare.

Well that would eliminate about every fucking new thread you'd ever make.
How would you vent all of your slanted rhetoric and bigoted views about Canada?

I say keep the trap threads alive, if just to prevent you from stroking from the build up of hate and dementia.

Johnny Rockets.

SaxiClearwater, "I be stroking to east, stroking to the west, be stroking to the Canadians I like best!"

Here's some bandages and ointment Sym climb aboard my adult tricyle and I'll peddle to a walk in clinic.

2dimes wrote:SaxiClearwater, "I be stroking to east, stroking to the west, be stroking to the Canadians I like best!"

Here's some bandages and ointment Sym climb aboard my adult tricyle and I'll peddle to a walk in clinic.

*Gets on board tricycle*

*Hopes it was made in China*

*Removes a wheel to make following video appropriate*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VILWkqlQLWk&feature=related

iPad in Canada wrote:Could not load movie

Thanks Steve Jobs.

2dimes wrote:

iPad in Canada wrote:Could not load movie

Thanks Steve Jobs.

Nice work 2D, now he's dead. Hope you're happy.

I think I'd be happier if this ipad (made in china) would load video.

2dimes wrote:I think I'd be happier if this ipad (made in china) would load video.

That's not what iPads are for. They're for showing other people that you have an iPad. And Angry Birds.

I'm doing it wrong. ):

You had to know this was coming...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

Symmetry wrote:The warehouse on the outskirts of Budapest?

Don't wanna be a grammar Nazi, however, you misspelled whorehouse.

When has CC ever had a trap thread?

There's only the pokemon thread and the women with big titties thread.

BigBallinStalin wrote:When has CC ever had a trap thread?

There's only the pokemon thread and the women with big titties thread.

Um, there have been lots. There was one just yesterday:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=156926

Isnt the elephant sposed to be pink?

Lootifer wrote:Isnt the elephant sposed to be pink?

Let's cut with the raciness, ok? We have john9blue reading this forum.

saxitoxin wrote:

Lootifer wrote:Isnt the elephant sposed to be pink?

Let's cut with the raciness, ok? We have john9blue reading this forum.

Apologies good sir.