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Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:03 am
by nietzsche
would more likely go nuts and start killing people at a public place and then commit suicide?
what method would he/she use?
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:32 am
by BigBallinStalin
"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.
Headric - Another Dark Alley Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nh8_8u-1Lo&feature=player_detailpage#t=76s
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:29 am
by PLAYER57832
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.
Agreed. I may disagree with folks here, but none are quite that crazy.. and I doubt any are truly violant.
(though more than a few of us would absolutely
defend ourselves and our family, even our towns, if pushed)
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:49 pm
by daddy1gringo
You didn't include me? You don't love me anymore!
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:29 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.
Interesting theory you have there.
*quietly moves BBS a few spots up on the list*
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:18 pm
by john9blue
i'm glad that i'm not on this poll... more time to plan... less suspicion...
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:50 pm
by AndyDufresne
john9blue wrote:i'm glad that i'm not on this poll... more time to plan... less suspicion...

--Andy
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:53 pm
by Lootifer
Ahahahahahahahaaha @ current results...
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:13 pm
by Phatscotty
this is an easy one.
I have a long history of losing my temper here and freaking out into uncontrollable rages.
Why isn't Woodruff in it?
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:32 pm
by saxitoxin
I voted ol' Symm and I think he'd do it in a very passive aggressive way. Like pleasantly asking everyone on a chill night if they wanted him to start a fire and then, when they said yes, detonating a brick of C4.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:36 pm
by pimpdave
If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.
Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:42 pm
by thegreekdog
pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.
Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?
Also... why are you on the list twice?
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:47 pm
by GreecePwns
I voted for jay. Because he's extremist like that.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:01 pm
by Phatscotty
thegreekdog wrote:pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.
Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?
Also... why are you on the list twice?
TO SPLIT THE VOTE!
NEITCHZE!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:03 pm
by Ray Rider
thegreekdog wrote:pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.
Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?
Also... why are you on the list twice?
Someone who dwells on terrorism so much is more likely to have thoughts of murder in his heart, I guess. He's twice as likely, so there's two voting options for him
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:06 pm
by BigBallinStalin
I think PD is simply misunderstood. His rabid focus on the inner-workings of the TPDS will not go unnoticed--especially if his claims later become exposed as true, when the Tea Party Internal Services HQ is tapped.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:07 pm
by Army of GOD
Personally, I think the second pimpdave is a lot more dangerous than the first.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:26 am
by nietzsche
I voted for jonesy. I think his comedy is an act.

Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:27 am
by nietzsche
As we can see, only one woman has voted, and player.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:07 am
by thegreekdog
Ray Rider wrote:thegreekdog wrote:pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.
Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?
Also... why are you on the list twice?
Someone who dwells on terrorism so much is more likely to have thoughts of murder in his heart, I guess. He's twice as likely, so there's two voting options for him
I think it's because pimpdave is more likely to be murdered, but for the Tea Party Death Squad to make it look like a suicide.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:50 pm
by Symmetry
daddy1gringo wrote:You didn't include me? You don't love me anymore!
You're more likely to be the serial killer type, eventually tracked down when some detective realises that your murders are following the plagues of Egypt.
That detective will, of course, have a first born son, and the ensuing investigation will be described as both "a race against time" and "a deadly game of cat and mouse".
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:04 am
by Army of GOD
Symmetry, you're not allowed to tell any more jokes for exactly one week.
THAT'S AN ORDER
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:10 am
by laughingcavalier
What if PD2 kills PD1 while PD1 is still planning his killing spree?
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:32 am
by TheProwler
nietzsche wrote:would more likely go nuts and start killing people at a public place and then commit suicide?
what method would he/she use?
I`m interested in hearing specific details about the interesting and entertaining methods people can dream up.
I`m not above plaguarism.
Re: Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:45 am
by pimpdave
laughingcavalier wrote:What if PD2 kills PD1 while PD1 is still planning his killing spree?
Time travel paradox?