Conquer Club

I have an Old Navy Super Cash Coupon. It's for $20. Redeemable from 1/27 to 2/8.

I will be giving this away to person who, in exactly 99 words, tells me why he/she loves me in the most artistic and original way.

Since this thing expires in ten day, you have the rest of January to enter your composition (pacific time) and I'll be choosing the winner on the 1st of February.

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If nobody else competes, john9blue must win the coupon because it is the most artistic and "original."

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If any of you went to elementary school you can actually win this!!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. nietzsche, you are the cute seal that beckons the off-topics posters with its big, round, innocent eyes - pools of glistening ink that complement the grey-brown fur of your aquatically-adapted mammalian body. Your hair is like a wavy ocean of Lay's potato chips, eagerly awaiting the day they might be dipped in a satisfyingly spicy salsa con queso that is equal temperature to the attractiveness that irradiates from the pores of your unblemished face, save a trail of cherry juice that drips from your luscious lips which is soon swept away by the pocket handkerchief you pull from your violet suit coat, the silk gleaming in the tropical sun as you lay restfully in a fully-reclined beach chair on the yacht you inherited from your great uncle after 7 years of combat with prostate cancer stole his life and robbed you of the treasured bond with which you held so dearly to your heart.

Hm, I think I'm a bit over the limit

-Sully

Attention Everybody!!

Deadline is in 3:30 hours!!

Hurry!!!

Come on guys!! I know you are all rich but you could an buy an old-navy tshirt and send it to a kid in Africa!

I think the eloquence and amorous tones of Victor Sullivan's entry have intimidated many people.

saxitoxin wrote:I think the eloquence and amorous tones of Victor Sullivan's entry have intimidated many people.

But he exceeded the number of words allowed so his entry will be disqualified.

Thank you ALL for participating !!!!



It's been a success.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!john9blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





He'll be getting the coupon by pm.

I think john9blue must be required to provide a catalog link to what he is purchasing so that we can provide crowd-sourced style consultation. Alternatively, he could post a photograph of him wearing it once it arrives so we can critique his fashion sense (unless he uses it to purchase underwear).

john9blue just sent me a pic modeling what he bought with the coupon:

what can i say, she likes hello kitty

saxitoxin wrote:I think the eloquence and amorous tones of Victor Sullivan's entry have intimidated many people.

-Sully