Conquer Club

Obviously I could just post an actual callout thread in callouts, but it sort of defeats the purpose of the tourney. So, this thread is to see if there would be enough interest to put together a round robin-/single elimination-/best of-style tourney consisting entirely of you assholes. Unfortunately, since the concept does not include allowing randoms in, I can't apply for tourney privileges to set such a thing up, but I'm sure we can work around that.

Alternatively, we could do something silly with teams related to off-topic discussion, like a game to decide if there is a god, or Tea Party Death Squad vs. Obama is killing grandma. Again, I'm just throwing this stuff out there to see if it's worth me pursuing. If I get enough people showing interest, perhaps I'll send some pms, start a callout thread, and make it an invitational or something.

For simplicity's sake, we'll say classic map with standardish settings. That's flexible though.

Opinions?

i'd be interested in anything pretty much, but i am a horrible slacker of a TO. haven't played a game in months though, and might miss the occasional turn

john9blue wrote:i'd be interested in anything pretty much, but i am a horrible slacker of a TO. haven't played a game in months though, and might miss the occasional turn

I sort of envision something pretty laid back. The idea behind this is that OTers may not take CC quite so seriously, and we all have enough personality to create some interesting game chat. It's still more about the socializing than the competition. The winner gets to go on a CC date with saxi or something. Avatar bets and whatnot. On the other hand, if I and too many others are too lax, this could just flounder into oblivion. Another reason to gauge interest.

Besides, if you miss your turn, someone will benefit from it, and anyone that doesn't can just suck it up or go hang out in GD or something. As long as you join any games you are supposed to do in a reasonable amount of time, then I'm all, "whatever."

I'd be in.

(Why haven't you made a poll with kittens or Hecter as an option?)

I get to mess with people in the forum and in their games? I'm down.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I get to mess with people in the forum and in their games? I'm down.

This

InkL0sed wrote:I'd be in.

(Why haven't you made a poll with kittens or Hecter as an option?)

Because all you bastards will vote yes, and then i'd get all excited and put something together and nobody would show. Doing it this way, I know to whom I need to send harassing, bigotry-laced pms if it fizzles.

Also, old man, people have even less of a clue what a hecter is than they used to.

I'm obviously in.

I wonder how the ranks match up between two sides of different issues. Like isn't Phatscotty a colonel? Isn't Player a seargeant?

thegreekdog wrote:I'm obviously in.

I wonder how the ranks match up between two sides of different issues. Like isn't Phatscotty a colonel? Isn't Player a seargeant?

I earned and lost my first major rank today, which is completely shocking to me. I normally ignore such things in others, but that could be a fun twist.

lol we could have some funny doubles, like PS/NS vs BBS/TGD vs Loot/Natty vs AoG/Ardhaus

It'd be like Conserv vs Libertarian vs Commies vs Viral internet whackjobs

Speaking of, if you know of any banned fools that can and do still play, and want to proxy their intent to me, I'm open to such endeavors as well.

Neoteny wrote:Also, old man, people have even less of a clue what a hecter is than they used to.

And they need reminding!

I just considered foe lists, which may be a dealbreaker for some. I feel that you should have to temporarily unfoe someone to keep with the spirit of the competition. Indeed, I will actively encourage bickering for the amusement of others.

inzel

vote Neoteny

Haggis_McMutton wrote:inzel

vote Neoteny

I hate you.

I'll probably let this simmer overnight, to allow 9-5 workers and non-USers to post some feedback. I'm pretty satisfied with the results so far, considering the time of day. If you want to post one or two users you think I should invite, please feel free. Better yet, harass them yourself.

Homework for tonight includes telling your bffs about this awesome opportunity to make Haggis change his avatar to a picture of Jesus. A serious one though.

-TG

I'm so down, I'm going to renew my premium membership just to participate.

SO THIS BETTER HAPPEN!

I'm seriously interested...though I can only play 4 games at one time, I would be more than willing to dedicate all 4 to this endeavor.

I have sworn off tournaments, but for this I would make an exception.

Random maps would be fun though, I gotta tell you. (Plus, I feel as though I would have a bit more of an advantage than on Classic...)

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm so down, I'm going to renew my premium membership just to participate.

SO THIS BETTER HAPPEN!

That may not have been necessary, but I'm fairly committed to attempting this now.

If I counted right, we have double digits participants, which is good enough to do, say, a 1v1 round robin with the top six entering a (best-of?) playoff, and the top two seeds enjoying a bye. I may also do a bonus points system for things like bets, polling for most amusing chat, and/or separate eight-player games where you get points for first (3), second (2), and third (1). Are the bonus points going overboard? They can be left out. I mostly just want an excuse to do bigger games.

If we pick up more interest somehow, we can do a proper 16 player single elimination tourney too. Sky's the limit, and if anyone else can come up with something, I'm going to encourage using our eventual callouts thread for parallel events.

I'm going to initiate this, I think. Feedback, nao.

Ftr, I'm sure we can make this freemie friendly, especially with more than one available spot. The more the better though.

Neoteny wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm so down, I'm going to renew my premium membership just to participate.

SO THIS BETTER HAPPEN!

That may not have been necessary, but I'm fairly committed to attempting this now.

It was becauseI have 10 or so games that are getting into the 3 -4 month mark with no end in sight.

Baron Von PWN wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm so down, I'm going to renew my premium membership just to participate.

SO THIS BETTER HAPPEN!

That may not have been necessary, but I'm fairly committed to attempting this now.

It was becauseI have 10 or so games that are getting into the 3 -4 month mark with no end in sight.

I hate that shit.

There is nothing funny about the Tea Party and their Death Squads.

I'm gonna vote for whatever mechanic that incorporates at least some 6+ player escalating games

6+ player escalating games FTW!

Executive decisions made: 1v1, Classic, auto, sequential, escalating, sunny, chained, 20 or 30 round limit. 2pts per elimination win, 1pt for round limit win. Go for the kill. Playoff will be best of three. Top seeds win bye.

There will also be a parallel series of 8 player games with above settings. Everyone will play the same number of games if I can map it out (fairly confident). 3pts for first, 2pts for second, 1pt for third. For tennish people, that's about four games each? I don't expect to have more than 2 games per person going at a time, so if you're freemie, keep those open. Maybe a third, just in case...

Whatever random nonsense games I can think of (larger format games for opportunities to steal points, handicap someone else, choose a map/settings for 1v1 etc.)

TG, I'm assuming the goddamn batman is signifying your participation?
PD, are you going to defend the honor of the anti-TPDS resistance in game, or just be our cheerleader?

I'm going to let this simmer overnight again to allow any necessary bitching and moaning about settings, and whatnot. Still accepting suggestions and entries. This will probably go official in callouts tomorrow. I'll probably have a signature link or something.