I have listed the most commonly identified "dream jobs" in the poll. Vote for your dream job. If it's not listed, tell us! (BE REALISTIC. Nothing like "rock star", "professional cricket player", "rent boy", etc.)
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:23 am
by Baron Von PWN
A sultan. That would be sweet.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:28 am
by Neoteny
Hopi shaman is probably the closest.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:41 am
by zimmah
McDonald's Employee.
too bad it's in dutch, but the people who understand it will have a good laugh.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:49 am
by KoolBak
Hot Rod builder......
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:04 am
by saxitoxin
zimmah wrote:McDonald's Employee.
too bad it's in dutch, but the people who understand it will have a good laugh.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:24 pm
by Woodruff
Professional Baseball Team Manager
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:32 pm
by Borderdawg
Quality Control/piano player in a New Orleans whorehouse
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:34 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
god.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:37 pm
by Woodruff
Haggis_McMutton wrote:god.
That's what I said.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:27 pm
by whitestazn88
Transporter/getaway man.
who the f*ck is voting for me?
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:44 pm
by Lootifer
How the f*ck is medical records tech not getting more votes?!?! DO YOU GUYS NOT REALISE HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:55 pm
by notyou2
Pool boy.
Saxi, you and Esmerelda have a pool don't you?
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:37 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Math teacher. Oh, wait...
-Mr. Sully
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:20 pm
by nietzsche
Professional Baseball player.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:48 am
by Baron Von PWN
Neoteny wrote:Hopi shaman is probably the closest.
I don't know what that is
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:24 am
by Timminz
Blow.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:03 pm
by natty dread
International playboy and secret agent.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:56 pm
by notyou2
Vaginal sponge installer
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:52 am
by smegal69
Weed Farmer! i want to grow the crops people love to smoke, but only medical use ☤
and if i can't do that, i want to be a crash test dummy
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:22 pm
by saxitoxin
natty_dread wrote:International playboy
I hear those are all union gigs; almost impossible to get unless you know someone or have a well-connected uncle.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:10 pm
by tkr4lf
Rent boy.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:37 pm
by nietzsche
Not perhaps a dream job because most likely I would get fat.. but one of those things I know I'd love to do and I could actually do is being a Network Manager, IT Manager, or whatever the job is called.
Setting up networks, vpns, services, servers.. it's real fun. You get to ask for new toys, open them, set them up, play with them, most of the time there's not much to do, tests perhaps, monitoring, but it's one job where using your wit rewards you with not having to do anything else and browse the internet all day.
If one Network admin comes here and tells me it's actually hell, I'm going to say you are not doing your job correctly. So don't bother.
Re: What is your dream job?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:59 pm
by Woodruff
nietzsche wrote:Not perhaps a dream job because most likely I would get fat.. but one of those things I know I'd love to do and I could actually do is being a Network Manager, IT Manager, or whatever the job is called.
Setting up networks, vpns, services, servers.. it's real fun. You get to ask for new toys, open them, set them up, play with them, most of the time there's not much to do, tests perhaps, monitoring, but it's one job where using your wit rewards you with not having to do anything else and browse the internet all day.
If one Network admin comes here and tells me it's actually hell, I'm going to say you are not doing your job correctly. So don't bother.
It would be a great job, if it didn't come with users. (Old joke, but there's a lot of truth to it.)
This is what I did in the military for a very long time. It is a lot of fun. But when it's your JOB, it's not nearly as much fun. Which probably applies to pretty much every job.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:22 am
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