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Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:16 am**

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor."

Ooohh internet!

-rd

Edit: This isn't completely random btw. Feel free to drop some more anti-humor jokes if you have any.
For a definition of Anti-humor if you're unfamiliar,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:47 am**

victor sullivan should be all over this thread.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:16 am**

A duck walks into a bar.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:41 pm**

natty_dread wrote:A duck walks into a supermarket. He heads directly for the aisle marked quackers.

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:10 am**

A baby seal walks into a club...

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:38 am**

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did the pot call the kettle black?

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Why did the pot call the kettle black?

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I like my coffee like I like my women:

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-Sully

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:45 am**

Knock Knock...

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your mom is so fat

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how do you make a plumber cry?

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Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:13 pm**

Let me adapt this joke to something I like better. It is a good internet joke.

Knock Knock...

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--Andy

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:23 pm**

Anti-humor makes me oamlfor

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:24 pm**

show: why did the chicken cross the road

show: what do you call a black guy pushing a car

show: yo mommas so fat

show: what do you call a black pilot

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:27 pm**

How do you keep an idiot busy?

show: Click Here

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:36 pm**

trinicardinal wrote:How do you keep an idiot busy?

show: Click Here

Pfft. Riffing off my earlier post!

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:41 pm**

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

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Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:54 pm**

The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:00 pm**

I like how Victor Sullivan still completely doesn't get it.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:13 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:29 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Stack overflow!

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:30 pm**

natty dread

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:03 pm**

Why did the plane crash?

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Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:05 pm**

Why did your dog commit suicide?

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Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:20 am**

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium

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Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:37 am**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium

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Sheer Brilliance!

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:00 am**

For whom was the song, "Stronger" written?

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Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:05 am**

show: penis

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:10 am**

What did the boy with AIDS get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think that the second guy would've saw it there.

A priest, a rabbi and a Frenchman walk into a bar. They buy some drinks, leave a sufficient tip and walk home.

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