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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:13 amHitler had a dog?!
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:13 amRe: Whoa. Did you guys know...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:43 amdid you know that gandhi never owned a dog?
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:17 pmnatty dread wrote:Hitler had a dog?!
I thought everyone knew that. He also had a wife yo.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:21 pmnatty dread wrote:Hitler had a dog?!
He used this dog to test out his cyanide capsules before his suicide.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:59 pmnatty dread wrote:Hitler had a dog?!
the carpet man wrote:gandhi never owned a dog?
the conclusion is obvious:
dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:33 pmjohn9blue wrote:dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
EXACTLY
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:42 pmthe carpet man wrote:did you know that gandhi never owned a dog?
My understanding is that Hindus don't eat dogs as it's against their religion.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:44 pmjohn9blue wrote:natty dread wrote:Hitler had a dog?!the carpet man wrote:gandhi never owned a dog?
the conclusion is obvious:
dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
But Ghandi supported Hitler...
...this is getting confusing, brah....
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:50 pmDid you know the band Blondie was named after Hitler's dog?
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:32 pmnatty dread wrote:john9blue wrote:dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
EXACTLY
But I like cats and dogs...
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:36 pmtkr4lf wrote:natty dread wrote:john9blue wrote:dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
EXACTLY
But I like cats and dogs...
you must be beyond good and evil.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:04 pmnatty dread wrote:john9blue wrote:dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
EXACTLY
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:08 pmpimpdave wrote:natty dread wrote:john9blue wrote:dog people are evil, cat people are awesome
EXACTLY
Stupid flanders.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:46 amThe lesser-known tale of Pavlov's Cat
Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)
Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.
I ate food.
Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)
Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.
I ate food.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:50 amHitler also had quite a few laws put in place. Basically, the earliest form of PETA was the Nazis. Hitler's philosophy was that testing on animals wasa Jewish invention and that therefore, it was perfectly ethical to give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:01 amChariot of Fire wrote:The lesser-known tale of Pavlov's Cat
Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)
Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.
I ate food.
As a cat owner I can say that's 100% accurate.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:24 amnatty dread wrote:Chariot of Fire wrote:The lesser-known tale of Pavlov's Cat
Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)
Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.
I ate food.
As a cat owner I can say that's 100% accurate.
Whereas the dog will just eat the bell day one. Win!
-TG
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:31 pmWhoa guys! Guess what I just discovered?
My left nostril has lighter-coloured snot than my right nostril.
DOES THIS MEAN MY LEFT NOSTRIL IS A RACIST?!?
My left nostril has lighter-coloured snot than my right nostril.
DOES THIS MEAN MY LEFT NOSTRIL IS A RACIST?!?
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:41 pmSomehow I always pictured you sitting at your PC picking your nose. Now we know.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:52 pmBut if it's done in the name of Science, how could such effort not be glorious?
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:03 pmGuys, you're not taking this seriously enough!
MY NOSE MIGHT BE HALF RACIST!
What do I do? Should I get a nose job?
MY NOSE MIGHT BE HALF RACIST!
What do I do? Should I get a nose job?
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:13 pmWhy should it be your left nostril and not your right one? That's stereotyping right there.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:15 pmChariot of Fire wrote:The lesser-known tale of Pavlov's Cat
Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)
Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.
I ate food.
Few know that one day, when the Pavlov's morning alarm has rang his dog has assaulted Pavlov and took a slice of meat off his hand. Thos damn dogs.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:53 pmnatty dread wrote:Guys, you're not taking this seriously enough!
MY NOSE MIGHT BE HALF RACIST!
What do I do? Should I get a nose job?
Reported for porn!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:11 pmPick both and mush bogers together to make the one pure race.