Tea Party Enraged! Obama to Cut Nuclear Stockpile
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:44 amThe Tea Party (a violent, racist organization) collectively pounded their fists on the table so hard it almost knocked over the pitcher of water at the center, they were so enraged by the news today that President Barack Obama (an American Hero) plans to reduce the American nuclear arsenal.
Obama was given the idea by military strategists who think we don't need so many. The Tea Party probably shouted something like, "If Obama gets his way, we'll only have enough nukes to obliterate all life on the planet four times over! We demand the capability to destroy all life 100 times over! Yeah! Fuck you!"
http://motherjones.com/politics/2012/02 ... tion-obama
Obama was given the idea by military strategists who think we don't need so many. The Tea Party probably shouted something like, "If Obama gets his way, we'll only have enough nukes to obliterate all life on the planet four times over! We demand the capability to destroy all life 100 times over! Yeah! Fuck you!"
http://motherjones.com/politics/2012/02 ... tion-obama