Conquer Club

Sweet Clapper

Clapper, you are like a red rose,
So beautiful, so full,
You need no praise,
But yet you are praised.

Will you listen? Will you be with me?
Clapper, My heart belongs to you,
Will you give me yours?
I am without you and empty.

Clapper, my world stops when you speak,
Your words are like peaceful prayers!
Will you be my lover? Will you avoid my words?
That is sadness if you do...I want you!

oh my!...

My dearest clapper011,




It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle.

I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I'll next compete on doodle earth. I'll find it empty and in the winter if you're not there.

Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you are gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.


With all the love that I possess.


I remain yours,


The Knight of Your Heart

Neoteny wrote:

i think i'm going to link to this video anytime someone asks why the forums suck now compared to 4 years ago

john9blue wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

i think i'm going to link to this video anytime someone asks why the forums suck now compared to 4 years ago

I've got it saved, just in case it somehow gets removed from youtube.

Clapper, you and I
are somewhat cordial
my prose tends to be bland
and my meter could probably use some work

But, when I consider our possibilities,
I'm baffled. How could someone
As mildly irritating as myself
present an argument that cuts straight to your very soul

One could, if the were feeling cliched, talk about wintery souls here.

I'll get to the point
I don't think you're a prostitute
but i would happily pay the premium fee
if we could possibly restore posting rights to Dagip and Dancing Mustard, assuming they were interested in retaining said rights.

I'm a married man
But not above flirting
If it helped my case
I would note that your eyes are beacons of rapture, toward which I would sail the vessel of my heart.

And i'm not talking about my penis this time.

In conclusion,
There is a statistical significance
Relative to my feelings.
Around which I could probably base a strong proposal for an NIH R01.

And I have a pretty good relationship with the animal ethics comittee. I'm talking about my penis this time.

Free Mustard.
Free Dagip.
You can keep Norse.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

john9blue wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

i think i'm going to link to this video anytime someone asks why the forums suck now compared to 4 years ago

I've got it saved, just in case it somehow gets removed from youtube.

I know this is supposed to be love poetry for Clapper, but when I listened to the next song from this guy, his lyrics say: "Give MEEEE... a goddamn cheeseburger!" I pissed myself laughing!

CreepersWiener wrote:

Not as good as the last one, but still: