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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue May 08, 2012 1:56 am

New submission:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/syhm1/whats_the_worst_attempt_at_dirty_talk_youve/c4i2e2h

8 comments to get from failed dirty talk to euler's identity. Not bad.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 08, 2012 2:13 am

"Seriously every time i see that equation and stop to think about it, it blows my fucking mind. A real base raised to a power that is the product of an infinite number and an imaginary number actually results in negative one. I remember seeing how it's derived, but it still blows my mind."

pi is infinite? wat

also, since you linked reddit:

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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue May 08, 2012 11:29 am

-Indoor plumbing-
Seriously. As someone who lived years without it, it's fucking great.

-Water Heaters-
Kinda goes along with indoor plumbing. The fact that I can take a 30 min shower at near-scalding temperatures is awesome.

-Yoga Pants-
'nuff said.

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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Lord and Master on Tue May 08, 2012 1:09 pm

Gottfried Willhelm Liebniz' Monadology theory circa late 17th C (like 1670 or summat).
Mind-bogglingly amazing achievement for a self-taught loner... Only starts to look like anything other than a pile of weird nonsense with the advent of quantum theory and all that well strange shit!
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby thegreekdog on Tue May 08, 2012 1:47 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:-Yoga Pants-
'nuff said.


QFT. Mrs. thegreekdog was watching some Bravo show last night and there was an extended yoga scene. I paid attention to that particular portion of the show.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 08, 2012 2:30 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Post them here....


Obviously, the ability for Off Topic thought must be somewhere high on the list.


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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri May 11, 2012 4:33 am

thegreekdog wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:-Yoga Pants-
'nuff said.


QFT. Mrs. thegreekdog was watching some Bravo show last night and there was an extended yoga scene. I paid attention to that particular portion of the show.


You and I would get along famously.

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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:37 pm

Holy shit this made me laugh way more than it should have.

Gotta love reddit sometimes.

Not so much the pun threads though.

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Stop doing pun threads on CC you fuckers.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:39 pm

reddit is not funny
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 pm

Army of GOD wrote:reddit is not funny


guess you're not a moral relativist anymore.

Soon you'll start burning abortion clinics and stuff.


Also, pun threads aren't funny.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:43 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:reddit is not funny


guess you're not a moral relativist anymore.

Soon you'll start burning abortion clinics and stuff.


Also, pun threads aren't funny.


I would never burn an abortion clinic.





Vaporize, however, maybe.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:58 pm

My first thought was also indoor plumbing. I no longer have to shit in a bag and throw it out the backdoor.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:42 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:-Yoga Pants-
'nuff said.

Theres one MAIN reason I spend half my life in the gym; addiction to exercise, vanity, healthy lifestyle, competition and others are part of the many reasons, but theres one MAIN reason...
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:44 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:reddit is not funny


guess you're not a moral relativist anymore.

Soon you'll start burning abortion clinics and stuff.


Also, fun threads aren't punny.


Fixed?
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:29 pm

Spade I think.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:14 am

Those geared can openers. Mine broke while i had only got about halfway through the lid. I don't have an extra, so i had to pull out that little hooky one on my leatherman. It was a chore and i mangled the can all to hell. I feel bad for the wwi and ii troopers who were sitting in their trenches fighting with those things, getting metal shavings in their beans. Oh, and i guess also for the foot rot and dying.

And lol, i was rereading the thread, and i had forgotten about j9b's gluttonous tale about little debbie creme pies. I had the exact same reaction as then, and then saw my post. It was like deja vu or something.

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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:25 am

The greatest achievement of humanity to date was the Chinese government lifting 600 million people out of absolute poverty in just over 20 years (between 1981 and 2004). That's 8.5% of the world's population lifted out of misery and given a safe and secure life, all thanks to the admirable efforts of President Deng Xiaoping and his successors.

Thank you, President Deng, for the enormous contribution you made to humanity. People of the world salute you ^0^
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:32 pm

Bags so notyou2 can just throw his poop out the back door when it's cold instead of going outside to poop.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:25 pm

Update on the can opener: the trick is to go clockwise, with the sharpened side toward the wall. I normally do things counter clockwise, but i switched it up in hopes of a better way. Easy peasy.

-TG
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:03 am

AAFitz wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:New submission:

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/6nz1k/got_six_weeks_try_the_hundred_push_ups_training/

Just keep hitting Continue Thread.

Well done, humans!


I don't like this.
Really.
These people just don't know what they're talking about.
Try riding a bike or swimming for 1 hour everyday and after one week you'll understand what I mean.


I don't think you understood what the achievement is.


Had to post this...

Guy One: "And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the gym. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you"

Guy Two: "As a gym guy myself, I can completely confirm this.

If I see a fat person in McDonalds scarfing down a trayfull of Big Macs, I'm going to be a judgemental arsehole.

If I see a fat person on a treadmill at the gym, actually working up a sweat, I'm thinking "Good on ya, mate"."


Guy Three: "Shit, I break a sweat eating a Big Mac."

The comments after the post was quite tasty and entertaining.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:20 am

I lol'd at 'I break a sweat eating 100 treadmills'.

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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:20 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Update on the can opener: the trick is to go clockwise, with the sharpened side toward the wall. I normally do things counter clockwise, but i switched it up in hopes of a better way. Easy peasy.

-TG

I recommend swing-a-way can openers. The choice of NASA for space station.

Watch out for the flimsy model 107WH they're crap and don't deserve to use the Swing-a-way name.
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:21 pm

You can still get food in a can?
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Re: Greatest achievments of humanity

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:40 pm

I just saw an "Overstock Sale - 50% Off!" coupon attached to an item that said "Temporarily Out of Stock".
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