Conquer Club

I'm on the case.

DoomYoshi wrote:I'm on the case.

For what was whitestazn banned? I wanna know.

saxitoxin wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:I'm on the case.

For what was whitestazn banned? I wanna know.

Well it was a post.

That's probably not the answer you are looking for.

DoomYoshi wrote:I'm on the case.

He used racist slurs in a post which I will not repeat here. If you want, you can list off all the racist slurs you know and I will tell you it is the right one, or you will get banned, whichever comes first.

Thanks to thegreekdog and Torres for helping me out with this one.

Don't forget, I'm on the case.

DoomYoshi wrote:Don't forget, I'm on the case.

I have an ID check I need you to run. What is natty_dread's middle name? Is it "_" or is that a pseudonym?

A) I am not allowed posting the personal information on another CC member
B) that being said, we can assume it is a pseudonym
C) the '_' has been replaced with ' '
D) all of the above indicate that natty dread is under witness protection

Are you this guy?

I'm on the case.

I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Does BBS really have a moustache or did he photoshop his avatar?

saxitoxin wrote:Does BBS really have a moustache or did he photoshop his avatar?

Yes.

Why does New Zealand cricket suck so bad?

What is your badge number?

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Are you this guy?

Who the f*ck are the Knutsons?

DoomYoshi wrote:This is why

ROFL.

You seem like the real deal son.

notyou2 wrote:What is your badge number?

sqrt(2)

nagerous wrote:

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Are you this guy?

Who the f*ck are the Knutsens?

info

Why don't people like getting compliments over the internet?

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Why don't people like getting compliments over the internet?

First, calculate the probability that you will get an insult in a a day of internetting. 1 seems like a decent estimate, with s of 0. Now, if we are to believe those compliments, and let us be enlightened by them, then we must treat the insults the same way.

So if I see: "shield, you are a great guy" and you believe it, then you must also believe it when someone says: "shield, you are a total douchebag and a newb, I hope you die". Here on the Internet, we can't just pick and choose what to believe. You either believe everything, or nothing. Any combination thereof makes you a wanker, a lollygagger and a gimp (the suited kind).

So, if I do say "shield, you a great guy", since it can't be true that means I am lying. All compliments on the Internet are actually insults.

DoomYoshi wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Why don't people like getting compliments over the internet?

First, calculate the probability that you will get an insult in a a day of internetting. 1 seems like a decent estimate, with s of 0. Now, if we are to believe those compliments, and let us be enlightened by them, then we must treat the insults the same way.

So if I see: "shield, you are a great guy" and you believe it, then you must also believe it when someone says: "shield, you are a total douchebag and a newb, I hope you die". Here on the Internet, we can't just pick and choose what to believe. You either believe everything, or nothing. Any combination thereof makes you a wanker, a lollygagger and a gimp (the suited kind).

So, if I do say "shield, you a great guy", since it can't be true that means I am lying. All compliments on the Internet are actually insults.

DoomYoshi, you're a great guy. Thanks for that explanation

Gah! It burns, it burns.

Hi, Victor Sullivan, Junior Officer.

Can we reliably assume that AndyDufresne's real first name is Andy, despite knowing that his pseudonym is taken from Shawshank and one can reliably assume that his last name, at the very least, is not "Dufresne"?

-Sully

DoomYoshi wrote:Gah! It burns, it burns.

You are terrible

why is New Zealand the worlds best at rugby union?

Victor Sullivan wrote:Hi, Victor Sullivan, Junior Officer.

Can we reliably assume that AndyDufresne's real first name is Andy, despite knowing that his pseudonym is taken from Shawshank and one can reliably assume that his last name, at the very least, is not "Dufresne"?

-Sully

Yes. Full promotion. You are now entitled to be a CC detective too.

smegal69 wrote:why is New Zealand the worlds best at rugby union?

In New Zealand, it is 4 AM earlier than anywhere else that has decent rugby teams. So when the rugby players wake up at 4 to practice, the ones in Australia, and pretty much the rest of the world are all snoozing. Early to rise, early to shine... Or something like that.