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Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 pm**

Best one I ever fell for is when my wife called me up at work, informing me she was pregnant. Two months after my vasectomy. She let me go on ranting and threatening to kill my urologist for about 10 min before she said" April Fool's " and hung up........

I still owe her for that....

Johnny Rockets

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:24 pm**

Conquer Club, for making me think I could adjust my stats and dice rolls.

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:25 pm**

that's so bad... your wife's quite the prankster eh?

My sister hilariously deocrated my room with ponies while I was gone. When I returned Pinkie was on the ceiling, Fluttershy in my bed, Twilight on my wall, and Princess Celestia on my ceiling fan :lol:

What a funny AprilFool's joke

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:31 am**

mm, first in the afternoon i open the freezer, get my chocolate hagen dasz, get a spoon, and it tasted like beans.. my sister. That day at night I hardboiled eggs for dinner, and my sister switch one of them with a raw one...

But it was not in April, we celebrate this in December 28th

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:34 pm**

nietzsche wrote:mm, first in the afternoon i open the freezer, get my chocolate hagen dasz, get a spoon, and it tasted like beans.. my sister. That day at night I hardboiled eggs for dinner, and my sister switch one of them with a raw one...

But it was not in April, we celebrate this in December 28th

april fool's in december? what a prank :lol:

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:42 pm**

There was this guy at work named Phil. He was a real stiffly stifferson. He'd always take my parking spot. So last Friday I decided it was time to prank him for April Fools. I snuck out early from work and hid behind his car. Eventually he came out. He looked so proud of his parking spot, but before he could get into his car, I pranked him! I pranked him good! With a tire iron! To death!

He had it coming. He yanked a prankster, so wowee zowee I got rowdy.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:04 pm**

pimpdave wrote:There was this guy at work named Phil. He was a real stiffly stifferson. He'd always take my parking spot. So last Friday I decided it was time to prank him for April Fools. I snuck out early from work and hid behind his car. Eventually he came out. He looked so proud of his parking spot, but before he could get into his car, I pranked him! I pranked him good! With a tire iron! To death!

He had it coming. He yanked a prankster, so wowee zowee I got rowdy.

OW

and I thought I was reading a funny story :shock:

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:34 pm**

If you don't think that's funny, maybe you're a stiffly stifferson too!

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:46 am**

pimpdave wrote:If you don't think that's funny, maybe you're a stiffly stifferson too!

Don't worry, I've got shields ( 8-)

). Praise the Lord.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:20 am**

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:There was this guy at work named Phil. He was a real stiffly stifferson. He'd always take my parking spot. So last Friday I decided it was time to prank him for April Fools. I snuck out early from work and hid behind his car. Eventually he came out. He looked so proud of his parking spot, but before he could get into his car, I pranked him! I pranked him good! With a tire iron! To death!

He had it coming. He yanked a prankster, so wowee zowee I got rowdy.

OW and I thought I was reading a funny story

No worries! Pimpdave assured me that Phil was an undercover Tea Party Death Squad operative.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:44 am**

Nobody has ever gotten me for April Fools. Some friends covered my car with mustard and destroyed the paint, and then ripped the passenger door off. But that's about it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:29 am**

nietzsche wrote:mm, first in the afternoon i open the freezer, get my chocolate hagen dasz, get a spoon, and it tasted like beans.. my sister. That day at night I hardboiled eggs for dinner, and my sister switch one of them with a raw one...

But it was not in April, we celebrate this in December 28th

'Beans' is a funny girl's name

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:44 am**

BigBallinStalin wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:There was this guy at work named Phil. He was a real stiffly stifferson. He'd always take my parking spot. So last Friday I decided it was time to prank him for April Fools. I snuck out early from work and hid behind his car. Eventually he came out. He looked so proud of his parking spot, but before he could get into his car, I pranked him! I pranked him good! With a tire iron! To death!

He had it coming. He yanked a prankster, so wowee zowee I got rowdy.

OW and I thought I was reading a funny story

No worries! Pimpdave assured me that Phil was an undercover Tea Party Death Squad operative.

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaft1UI.html

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