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Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replying

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:24 pm
by Symmetry
Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:20 pm
by Aradhus
Symmetry wrote:What should be the question?


Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:24 pm
by pimpdave
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Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:49 pm
by Pedronicus
shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:57 pm
by Symmetry
Aradhus wrote:
Symmetry wrote:What should be the question?


Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?


I would.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:00 pm
by shieldgenerator7
Yes I know what this is about... this is about Aradhus' otehr thread about conkers.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:01 pm
by Symmetry
shieldgenerator7 wrote:Yes I know what this is about... this is about Aradhus' otehr thread about conkers.


I can't believe you said what it was about. Now I'm going to have to have a hissy fit.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:13 pm
by Symmetry
Pedronicus wrote:shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven


That's not a question, I can't believe I defended you. You've ruined this thread, and stood me up for the prom. Still, I'll be a little more reasonable than Aradhus and forgive you.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:48 pm
by Timminz
You just couldn't let him have the more ridiculous hissyfit, could you. You just HAD to outdo him.




You guys should definitely just f*ck already, to get rid of this awkward tension.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:02 pm
by shieldgenerator7
Well, you did spoil it for his thread ;) so... :roll:

(besdies the title should turn a lot of people away anyways)

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:11 pm
by kentington
I just saw conkers and thought, "why is there another thread about these things?"
I even read the other thread a couple of days ago and forgot the meaning of the word.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:16 pm
by Phatscotty
Symmetry wrote:Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?


Symm you been coming off lately like someone pee'd in your cheerios.

Is everything okay lil buddy?

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:36 pm
by kentington
Phatscotty wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?


Symm you been coming off lately like someone pee'd in your cheerios.

Is everything okay lil buddy?


Sorry I didn't know those cheerios belonged to anyone and I really had to go.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:59 pm
by Fruitcake
Pedronicus wrote:shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven


Almost perfect.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:19 pm
by natty dread
Symmetry wrote:
Aradhus wrote:
Symmetry wrote:What should be the question?


Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?


I would.


I'll f*ck you by proxy!

Aradhus will be acting as my proxy fucker, he should be arriving shortly. Don't worry, he/I will use protection. I bought him/me a helmet.

Re: Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replyi

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:39 pm
by Symmetry
natty dread wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Aradhus wrote:
Symmetry wrote:What should be the question?


Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?


I would.


I'll f*ck you by proxy!

Aradhus will be acting as my proxy fucker, he should be arriving shortly. Don't worry, he/I will use protection. I bought him/me a helmet.


Meh, my impression was that he wouldn't have a clue, and that if he did, he's have to ask anyway. Thanks for passing the info om. I'll be nice.