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Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:37 pm**

Shanon also sees signs of a hallucinogenic vision in the story of the burning bush. "Moses 'looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed,'" Shanon quotes from Exodus 3:2. Time passes differently when under the influence of the plant, he notes. "That's why Moses thought the bush was not consumed. It should have been burned in the time he thought had passed. And in that time, he heard God speaking to him."

http://www.haaretz.com/news/hebrew-university-researcher-moses-was-tripping-at-mount-sinai-1.240589

I just realised, religion makes a shitload more sense if you assume everyone involved was high as hell.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:06 pm**

I am reading the twelfth planet atm.. The guys first chapter is pure science nails. I had no Idea how advanced Mesopotamia was at 3500 bc.

I do not doubt they knew how to trip.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:17 pm**

army of nobunaga wrote:I am reading the twelfth planet atm.. The guys first chapter is pure science nails. I had no Idea how advanced Mesopotamia was at 3500 bc.

I do not doubt they knew how to trip.

Boom! Did it in 2003. Great Book

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:24 pm**

I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:25 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

Dude .... what if like .... the whole world floods ..... duuuude

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:32 pm**

The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:34 pm**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

Dude .... what if like .... the whole world floods ..... duuuude

brah...let's fuckin' get 2 of every animal and have them repopulate the earth.

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:06 am**

army of nobunaga wrote:The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:43 am**

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:15 am**

greenoaks wrote:...the world didn't flood.

but you could like fish almost anywhere dude.
a burning bush might also indicate a STD.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:59 am**

greenoaks wrote:
army of nobunaga wrote:The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

When someone says "Yeah, Houston flooded in that last storm"

Do you fucking think they really mean that every damn street and hill and building flooded in the whole damn city?

Lets try more---
"That tornado storm really flattened Iowa" -- Q for GO: All of Iowa?
"New orleans was destroyed in that hurricane" --Q for GO: All of New Orleans?
"The fires really destroyed the forests of the west coast" --Q for GO: All of the forests?

So really, The Mountains of Nepal for example are 5 miles high... Do you reeeaaallllllyyyyyy believe that I mean that the earth was covered in 5 miles of water ALL OVER?

Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:09 pm**

army of nobunaga wrote:Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:16 pm**

Maybe Moses tripped over his own feet
and bumped his head.

Texas has a vast region in the west known as the Permian Basin
that was once a sea. I'm sure the planet has many similar places
with large sedimentary areas of stone full of sea shells.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:20 pm**

AoN is Woodruff's multi maybe perhaps?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:43 pm**

army of nobunaga wrote:
greenoaks wrote:
army of nobunaga wrote:The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

When someone says "Yeah, Houston flooded in that last storm"

Do you fucking think they really mean that every damn street and hill and building flooded in the whole damn city?

Lets try more---
"That tornado storm really flattened Iowa" -- Q for GO: All of Iowa?
"New orleans was destroyed in that hurricane" --Q for GO: All of New Orleans?
"The fires really destroyed the forests of the west coast" --Q for GO: All of the forests?

So really, The Mountains of Nepal for example are 5 miles high... Do you reeeaaallllllyyyyyy believe that I mean that the earth was covered in 5 miles of water ALL OVER?

Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

If you express yourself unclearly, you cannot blame the other person for failing at "reading comprehension".

Sure, it's easy to claim "the whole world flooded" if you define "the whole world flooded" as "some parts of the world flooded some time somewhere, maybe".

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:54 pm**

I went camping and caught a fish.
It was a couple fish
It was fuckin' huge
It fed us saturday night
we ate the leftovers sunday
there were thousands of us
it was just a couple fish and a few loaves of bread
I had the munchies.
we were high as f*ck

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:02 pm**

New Orleans wasn't flooded by a hurricane. The hurricane passed and then two days later the levies broke, which caused New Orleans to flood.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:35 pm**

I'ma git me dem red lines tattooed on me back.

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