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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:31 am

2dimes wrote:Does anyone know how much effort I put into thinking?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:54 am

It's clear you put in very little.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:29 am

Just the tip?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:49 am

If that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:04 pm

mrswdk wrote:Just the tip?


If I used my entire length, he may cry. I hate seeing grown men cry.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:49 pm

riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:44 am

nietzsche wrote:
riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.



Its a long way to Zeke
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Thorthoth on Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:28 pm

a grass mud horse never tells, fake bern... ;)

Psst: secret hint:
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:54 pm

A footnote in a textbook:
Of course, in real life, there are nouns whose relationship with
“yellow” is not so clear-cut, but since our goal is to make this look like
mathematics, let us pretend that every object in the world is either
definitively yellow or definitively not yellow.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:21 pm

Yet again:

nietzsche, to mrswdk wrote:do me do me
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:49 pm

HitRed says


Would a three legged cat work?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:10 pm

The ram wrote:I love how I make money Bern. I make it by sucking cock that's fine by me.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:49 pm

mrswdk wrote:you should put your kid in a cell and waterboard it every day to toughen it up


This one is great because mrs is banned and can't defend herself.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:16 am

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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:23 am

Adult friendships seem to me hopelessly diluted and weak. They’re forged in such mild circumstances. You like the same books. Your husbands are friends. You meet at work. Compare that to: ‘We were 15 and we sat in a graveyard and ate magic mushrooms and talked about the meaning of existence until the sun came up over Tescos.’ You can’t compare them.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:23 am

Symmetry wrote: melts in your mouth like butter. Beef flavoured butter....
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:34 am

Dukasaur wrote:Alternatively, you can just nail her in the ass .., and then put on your most charming smile and say, "Haha, just kidding!"
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:42 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:woosh
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Re: No context quotes

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:55 pm

nice
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:38 pm

betiko wrote:I actually prefer the combo 2 lesbo mums
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:33 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies
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I STAND WITH THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:03 am

saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies


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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:14 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Let's talk about a three-way.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:03 pm

Bern said
Sorry about the name calling, you fukn idiot.
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