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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:46 pm

I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:22 am

nietzsche wrote: I'm not handsome

This one is actual.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:02 am

Phatscotty wrote:The answer you seek may be as simple as me publicly coming out of the closet



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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:44 am

Army of GOD wrote:And what does money having no intrinsic value have to do with anything?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:48 am

stoicbird wrote: The truth or actual facts are not important!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:43 pm

jimboston wrote: hot chicks with swords are a turn on
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:22 pm

W G Sebald wrote:no serious person thinks of anything
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:36 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
This one is actual.
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Re:

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:09 pm

x-raider wrote:soon


ConquerClub wrote:ConquerClub is simply a game


MeDeFe wrote:Timminz wrote:
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.



I think that last one's in context. Oops.
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Re: Re:

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:11 pm

x-raider wrote: Oops.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:26 pm

Serbia wrote:I voted twice for Bush


Even in context, that doesn't read right.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:33 pm

These are all rds:

but the only problem I have with it is that it's hard


I'd say I'm a 3


you are an asshole....
a true pillowbiter...
bigotous ****...


Andy - calm down now.


You people are pathetic

Science fiction is my enemy.
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Re: Re:

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:39 pm

that chameleon (Why does Pokemon always make me spell this wrong initially?) wrote:spread some love over the CC Forum


George Bush wrote:The problem is, the French have no word for entrepeunarism.


George Bush wrote:Iran: You disarm, or we will.


George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



jonesthecurl wrote:x-raider



:o Science fiction is my enemy. :o
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Re: Re:

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:41 pm

x-raider wrote:
George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



Yeh, he actually wrote that one ;)



Jaydee928 wrote:I funny thing is that he is reading at notecards when he's saying this. Meaning it's not a slip. It's what he intended to say.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy
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Re: No context quotes

Postby kentington on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy


Hopefully, the trout was already perished.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:55 pm

kentington wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy


Hopefully, the trout was already perished.

It was a euphemism.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:01 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:i can go to the hospital nursery, take a baby out real quick and f*ck it
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:11 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Trusting an internet magic 8-Ball is like trusting the internet to roll dice for you. Just shouldn't be done.


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And here is another good one from good old strike wolf:

strike wolf wrote:It would be nice to get a massage while eating liver.



--Andy
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Re: No context quotes

Postby x-raider on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:15 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Trusting an internet magic 8-Ball is like trusting the internet to roll dice for you. Just shouldn't be done.


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--Andy


And that's the final word! (on dice, that is) ;)
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Re: No context quotes

Postby x-raider on Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:58 am

smegal69 wrote:Aussie Aussie Aussie............. what the f*ck, i'm a kiwi.....why am i saying that!
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:26 pm

tzor wrote:
Well crap can be boats, but they aren't generally not worth mentioning.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:52 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Most primates, outside of humans, have fantastic hair.



--Andy
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Re: No context quotes

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:55 am


He is a very quotable man.
Or monkey.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:22 pm

chapcrap wrote:That's huge.
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