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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:56 am

GreecePwns wrote:I don't think people would ponder if their keyboard might turn into a giant trout
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:02 am

jimboston wrote: I won't eat the baby.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:19 pm

natty dread wrote:hairyballs... hairyballs... hairyballs... hairyballs
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Re: No context quotes

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:23 pm

vodean wrote:My grandmother gave me a huge package this morning in bed


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Re: No context quotes

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:48 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
Woodruff wrote:"polygamy=rape"? (have I heard this before? I don't recall it)?

-Sully

Fluff my muffins.

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Re: No context quotes

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:15 pm

Phatscotty wrote:You guys pounded me deep and hard.

Thanx
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.

Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:59 pm

tkr4lf wrote:I just shove barbed wire in my ass
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
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Re: No context quotes

Postby natty dread on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:03 pm

swimmerdude99 wrote:I'm still trying to find a good pair
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:33 pm

lackattack wrote:Is that a piece of shredded wheat wearing a samurai helmet?

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Re: No context quotes

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:44 pm

Woodruff wrote:That actually makes ... you ... think ...?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby x-raider on Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:50 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
lackattack wrote:Is that a piece of shredded wheat wearing a samurai helmet?

-Sully

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:33 pm

Woodruff wrote:How does it feel being a sucker?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby HapSmo19 on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:53 pm

:lol:, dimes
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:29 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:Scotty will probably come in and blow it.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:36 pm

Woodruff wrote: I'm definitely not just a "hack and slash" guy.
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:43 pm

JuanBottom wrote: Are the noises in my head bothering you?

























































Sorry Juan, I couldn't help it.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:30 am

Lootifer wrote:Im orally fixated from sucking



My condolences, Lootifer.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:31 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I look forward to playing many people, and trying my hand in doubles.
John Adams wrote:I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:31 pm

AAFitz wrote:AAFitz assaulted Audience

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:58 pm

I'm not trying to stalk you here I just stumbled on another good one.

Woodruff wrote:You really want to hook up your boat to that anchor?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:05 pm

2dimes wrote:blame the Dutch

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Re: No context quotes

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:37 pm

bizness wrote:your a bafoon
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:15 pm

2dimes wrote: I just stumbled
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Re: Re:

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:18 pm

2dimes wrote: I won't clean your fridge
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Re: Re:

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:25 pm

notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:clean your fridge
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