Conquer Club

I'm gonna see a doctor other than mine to put an end of my itchy dick pain. "It's just due to heat, nothing worrying." said my doctor last summer.

When I get back home, I will keep ya updated about my dick. no need to panic. don't bother me with pms and don't spam my wall. I might be busy today, but I'm here at night as usual, so please be patient and you'll get all necessary information about my itchy dick on time!

- PENIS!

Y'know, you're probably gonna have to amputate it.

*foed*


Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....so much nicer

Have you tried cleaning your penis?

BigBallinStalin wrote:Have you tried cleaning your penis?

Sounds hard.

-rd

Someone at CC would actually have to do sex first before they could catch guanaria

xeno wrote:Someone at CC would actually have to do sex first before they could catch guanaria

Doesn't sex had matter.

-rd

ok ok you have the right to know what happened.. He said it can't be serious simply because it's a seasonal itch. It has to do with dryness and heat. I said okay I can shower up to 3 times a day but that doesn't mean my dick would be moist all the day. It gets dry minutes after a shower and obviously I can't spend my day in a bathtub. But he said yeah use Nivea (it's a lotion) and I love it!

So lemme introduce ya to my new and summertime friends from now on!





At last but not least, I wanna thank you for buying 'History of My Penis' by Pirlo!

The 2013 Edition may be available only if a significant change happened to my dick next year's summer, or if this 2012 Edition got enough popularity to motivate more stuff!

P.S. I hope mods are gonna understand my concern and sympathize my itchy dick instead of oppress me like when they locked my 2011 Edition!

i once saw a doctor about my penis. i had been pissing blood for a few months and my sperm was pink. he told me everything was fine.

Thank you for that word from you sponsor Pirlo..... greenoaks I think you need to write your own book but thank you for including your preface to it in Pirlo's own.

greenoaks wrote:i once saw a doctor about my penis. i had been pissing blood for a few months and my sperm was pink. he told me everything was fine.

wow interesting topic bro!

you could write a book even bigger than mine because your penis' situation sounds more interesting and complicated than mine, and I'd buy your book for sure!

Most Recent Updates:

I applied my first Nivea on my dick yesterday April 27th 2012 at 7:03 pm my time (4:03 pm GMT), and it felt much better. In fact, I felt almost no itch till I woke up this morning. Then I showered and applied Nivea for the 2nd time ever!

DISCLAIMER: This thread is in no way meant to give any medical advice. If you have any itch in your own dick, you are not supposed to follow my steps. What benefits me may or may not benefit you as well because as you know our penises are not the same and our skins are not either.