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Re: Comics

Postby macbone on Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:00 am

Oh, The Fifth Element has all kinda of good diplomacy pointers.

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:32 am

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Physics is just applied math for people who need wimpy stuff like "real applications" for their abstractions. pffft



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Re: Comics

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:04 pm

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:54 pm

Classic.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:57 am

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Re: Comics

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:02 pm

Sorry to intrude on your spokesperson responsibilities, but the 3rd one is especially interesting. That'll happen in the future and without government central planning. It'd be similar to RateMyProfessor or a Wikipedia.
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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:02 pm

Glad to have the night off.
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Re: Comics

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:22 pm

ender516 wrote:Glad to have the night off.


Woah... I certainly didn't give you the night off. I particularly need your approval on the math jokes in some of these couple here.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:00 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Sorry to intrude on your spokesperson responsibilities, but the 3rd one is especially interesting. That'll happen in the future and without government central planning. It'd be similar to RateMyProfessor or a Wikipedia.


The technology to do that is almost here, the tricky part is making it socially acceptable to whip out your phone and photograph the face of a stranger before engaging in conversation with them.

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:46 am

That last one deserves to be a poster. No one uses posters anymore do they?
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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:54 am

thegreekdog wrote:
ender516 wrote:Glad to have the night off.


Woah... I certainly didn't give you the night off. I particularly need your approval on the math jokes in some of these couple here.

Fine. All approved (those before your post, AND the ones since). (TBH, sometimes I just take it on faith that the mathy stuff is not gibberish. It's the flip side of willing suspension of disbelief. Free particle propagator derivations, wormholes, the Cochrane warp drive: they're all on a spectrum of reality and I can enjoy them all.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed May 01, 2013 3:48 am

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Wed May 01, 2013 12:22 pm

Again, liking these. However, the last one led me to a dead end. Google found me the first two steps, and eventually a walkthrough of the sequence, but the walkthrough seems to lie about the final step. :evil: No time for further investigation.
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Re: Comics

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 01, 2013 1:14 pm

the first one was good
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu May 02, 2013 4:05 am

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Thu May 02, 2013 10:13 am

Props to the third one. I guess the real problem is that there are still a lot of people who know less about how their computer accesses the Internet than about how their TV receives a signal, so you have to ask the dumb questions first. Still, it irks me.
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Re: Comics

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Re: Comics

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Postby 2dimes on Sat May 04, 2013 1:13 pm

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Re: Comics

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Re: Comics

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun May 05, 2013 4:57 am

That second one is gold. Pure gold, Jerry!

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Sun May 05, 2013 9:54 am

All humour present and accounted for. Carry on.
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Re: Comics

Postby ManBungalow on Sun May 05, 2013 1:54 pm

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon May 06, 2013 5:17 am

That reminds me, there's been some good smbcs I skipped.

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue May 07, 2013 5:30 am

SMBC interlude continues:

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