That last pbf comic reminds me of this little dialogue from "the critic":
Psychologist: You sound like you could do with a vacation. May I suggest a russian pacific sea port, 11 letters...
Patient: Wait a minute, are you doing a crossword puzzle?
Psychologist: Yes, I am. How do you feel about that?
Patient: Irratated and outraged.
Psychologist: Thank-you and thank-you again.