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I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:41 pm
by Army of GOD
Finally got out. It was like a champagne bottle full of shit was chewing me. Horrible odors. Pics to come

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 4:38 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
This thread better fucking deliver.

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 5:43 pm
by Victor Sullivan
And even if you do, don't expect tips.

-Sully

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:05 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Victor Sullivan wrote:And even if you do, don't expect tips.

-Sully


YOU FUCKING RUINED IT, YOU IDIOT! I WANTED TO MOCK MY OWN POST IN A GRAND GESTURE OF THESE STUPID PUN THREADS. FUCKING TWAT.

-TG

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:43 pm
by saxitoxin
oh mastICAted

I misread that and thought AoG and nietzsche had finally hooked up.

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 2:33 pm
by vodean
Army of GOD wrote:Finally got out. It was like a champagne bottle full of shit was chewing me. Horrible odors. Pics to come


what was masticating you?

something getting your meat off... your bones?

after two weeks you must have gotten tired of that pink... mouth.

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:26 pm
by shieldgenerator7
I hope you recover from your condition, AoG.

-SG7 ( :) )

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:31 pm
by Army of GOD
here's an image from the horrible event:

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Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:32 pm
by shieldgenerator7
Wow. I know right? Patrick eating burgers in my bed would scare me too.

...
I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight...

Re: I spent the last two weeks being masticated

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:54 pm
by Symmetry
Why I can't watch The Shield without giggling:
Patrick:
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Michael Chicklis:
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The Thing:
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