Conquer Club

ITT, you have a choice:


1) Either you can save your most useful hand from utter destruction, or...




2) One thousand people, who you don't know and are far away, will die.


Note: no one will know about this. The deaths of these people won't be linked to you. Will their deaths be gruesome? That is uncertain, but rest assured, they'll definitely die. Blah blah blah, please focus on the two choices. You have 30 seconds.




Time to choose.

hand.

-tg

Question. Do you know if there are one handed rolling machines available after the hand is lost?

does anyone know how hard it is to learn how to jerk off with your other hand?

Army of GOD wrote:does anyone know how hard it is to learn how to jerk off with your other hand?

It's easy, and it frees up the other hand to slowly scroll through demented hardcore porn like some sort of sex-crazed zombie.

let them die. 1000 people will die anyway.

BigBallinStalin wrote:1) Either you can save your most useful hand from utter destruction, or...




2) One thousand people, who you don't know and are far away, will die.

lshicastr BBS, the way it's worded means "Save your hand or 1000 people will die." So if you don't save your hand, the people will die! So it's a win-win, save your hand and they live! Yay!

-SG7 ( )

TO be bluntly honest, you can add 5 zeros to that figure and I would still save my hand first.

Not wanting to appear soft on hands I chose to save 1000 people.