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whitestazn88 wrote:Touching your eye after handling chili's of any sort

I cut up some chili peppers for a stir fry once. It was great. I washed my hands after handling the peppers. Five hours later, I went to pull my contact lens out. I thought I pulled off my cornea. I nearly vomited up my delicious stir fry. Seriously, wash your hands very well.

Seven; because seven ate nine.

L'Hopital's rule

Neoteny wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:Touching your eye after handling chili's of any sort

I cut up some chili peppers for a stir fry once. It was great. I washed my hands after handling the peppers. Five hours later, I went to pull my contact lens out. I thought I pulled off my cornea. I nearly vomited up my delicious stir fry. Seriously, wash your hands very well.

Seven; because seven ate nine.

Rinse you hands with milk, then wash your hands.

Army of GOD wrote:L'Hopital's rule

I remember this rule making things a lot easier.

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Army of GOD wrote:L'Hopital's rule

what? why?

i mean that rule is one of THE most helpful rules of differentiation! unless you're saying avoid calculus...

I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

Army of GOD wrote:I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

lshicastr good response

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:Touching your eye after handling chili's of any sort

I cut up some chili peppers for a stir fry once. It was great. I washed my hands after handling the peppers. Five hours later, I went to pull my contact lens out. I thought I pulled off my cornea. I nearly vomited up my delicious stir fry. Seriously, wash your hands very well.

Seven; because seven ate nine.

Rinse you hands with milk, then wash your hands.

Yeah, that works. I was nearly to the point of washing my eyes with milk when the pain finally subsided. I probably would have done it sooner if I were able to think through the pain.

Misspelling "avoid."

shieldgenerator7 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:L'Hopital's rule

what? why?

i mean that rule is one of THE most helpful rules of differentiation! unless you're saying avoid calculus...

shieldgenerator is my greatest meme/character ever:

Understands calculus

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