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Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophiliacs

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:26 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
It was the sight of a young male Adélie penguin attempting to have sex with a dead female that particularly unnerved George Murray Levick, a scientist with the 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition. No such observation had ever been recorded before, as far as he knew, and Levick, a typical Edwardian Englishman, was horrified. Blizzards and freezing cold were one thing. Penguin perversion was another.

Worse was to come, however. Levick spent the Antarctic summer of 1911-12 observing the colony of Adélies at Cape Adare, making him the only scientist to this day to have studied an entire breeding cycle there. During that time, he witnessed males having sex with other males and also with dead females, including several that had died the previous year. He also saw them sexually coerce females and chicks and occasionally kill them.

Levick blamed this "astonishing depravity" on "hooligan males" and wrote down his observations in Greek so that only an educated gentleman would understand the horrors he had witnessed. Back in Britain he produced a paper (in English), titled Natural History of the Adélie Penguin. However, the section about the animal's sexual proclivities was deemed to be so shocking it was removed to preserve decency. Levick then used this material as the basis for a separate short paper, Sexual Habits of the Adélie Penguin, which was privately circulated among a handful of experts.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic


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Awww, so cute

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:28 pm
by huamulan
Mallards reproduce via gang rape.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:39 pm
by 2dimes
Levick then used this material as the basis for a separate short paper, Sexual Habits of the Adélie Penguin, which was privately circulated among a handful of experts.

Of course they keep the good pr0n to themselves.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:42 pm
by Symmetry
God created them that way, so it's all ok.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:59 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Yeah that's why God put them on their own cold continent. To protect their culture from Europeans.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:01 pm
by nietzsche
inb4 natty makes a drama out of this.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:53 pm
by Army of GOD
I'd rape a dead, prepubescent penguin too. They're fucking hot.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:43 pm
by Dukasaur
You didn't quote the best part of the article.
Levick's lost masterpiece certainly has its eye-watering moments with its descriptions of male Adélies who gather in "little hooligan bands of half a dozen or more and hang about the outskirts of the knolls, whose inhabitants they annoy by their constant acts of depravity".

Sounds like a pretty typical scene outside a modern high school.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:08 am
by natty dread
nietzsche wrote:inb4 natty makes a drama out of this.


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Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:35 am
by saxitoxin
Levick blamed this "astonishing depravity" on "hooligan males" and wrote down his observations in Greek so that only an educated gentleman would understand the horrors he had witnessed.


... as well as Greeks who'd be more likely to be titilated than offended.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:34 am
by BigBallinStalin
These penguins are the Absence of God.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:46 pm
by john9blue
so other highly evolved fauna like sex?

and don't have cultural taboos to stop them from enjoying it in any way possible?

gee whiz what a shock

guess we should hold them to human standards of morality and criticize them for being horrible creatures

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:24 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Not raping babies isn't an example of human standard of morality.

I'm not even buying the argument that most animals mate with rape.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:24 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Or practice necrophilia.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:43 pm
by MeDeFe
I think one could use those penguins to make an argument for sex-ed in schools.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:46 pm
by AAFitz
I think that's the premise for the next Batman sequel...

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:46 am
by hotfire
Necrophilia, for instance, is not the same in penguins and humans; Rather than being sexually aroused by a hot gal, male penguins are chemically wired to respond in certain ways to a seemingly compliant female of breeding age.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:51 am
by thegreekdog
saxitoxin wrote:
Levick blamed this "astonishing depravity" on "hooligan males" and wrote down his observations in Greek so that only an educated gentleman would understand the horrors he had witnessed.


... as well as Greeks who'd be more likely to be titilated than offended.


They don't look that much like sheep to me.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:25 am
by jonesthecurl
I'd heard (can't provide a source, this is just a vague random memory surfacing) that penguins actually can't distinguish between the sexes.
Didn't know about the necrophilia tho.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:37 am
by BigBallinStalin
I don't blame them about the necrophilia. It's pretty cold up there, so it's easy to make a mistake.

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:37 am
by Neoteny
Nevermind

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:50 am
by greenoaks
hotfire wrote:Necrophilia, for instance, is not the same in penguins and humans; Rather than being sexually aroused by a hot gal, male penguins are chemically wired to respond in certain ways to a seemingly compliant female of breeding age.

we are the same.

btw, does this hankerchief smell of chloroform?

Re: Turns out penguins are rapists pedophiles and necrophili

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:45 pm
by Juan_Bottom
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