Conquer Club

CC, I was discussing my past and thought CC might enjoy hearing how I lost a job about 5 years ago:

I used to be a gynechologist but lost my license. After practicing for 2 years, this PHENOMENALLY well built and BEAUTIFUL woman came into my office. She complained about "a pain. . down there." I had her lay back and put her legs up in the stirrups while I checked.

I made a "hmmmm" sound, she asked if it was bad/fixable. I told her yes, but that I'd have to numb the area. After bending over closer I went "num, num, num". She didn't like it and reported me to the Medical Review Board. Needless to say, I lost my license within a month.

Looking forward to hearing your stories as well.

I used to be a manwhore.

I had to retire early because I too often went ass-to-mouth.

I knew of a witch doctor who told his female visitor that he must rub a lotion on her genitals. Having lubed her up he proceeded to whack his meat inside her.

You're lucky that all you suffered was a lost license. The lynch mob couldn't find the doctor (I think he fled the area) but I believe they took his house to pieces.

Before that. . .

During college one summer I worked at a pickle factory. the #1 rule was "don't put your finger in the pickle slicer." Well, with only a week to go , I decided to stick my fingers in the pickle slicer. Someone found out, and I got fired. So did the Pickle Slicer. She had been warned before.