Conquer Club

Sweden democratized their Twitter account last year by appointing one "typical Swede" to make all the tweets for one week, with the ownership of the Twitter account rotating between "typical Swedes." It was a cute marketing strategy but failed to account for the fact that people outside Europe have a fantasy-view of Sweden as a paradise of equality rather than an unconquered Nazi-collaborator state.

So, it was only a matter of time between the typical Swedes accidentally started saying things in English that - as part of the national PR strategy - they usually reserve for Swedish (see also: Italy, Spain, Austria, Norway, Netherlands) ...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... fires.html

Swedes obviously haven't discovered the JEWDAR yet....

Is that an old photo or have the Swedes been holding Freddy hostage. He has not aged as much as the rest or the band.

Also, I'm circumcised and I'm not Jewish.


At least, I don't think I am...*dun dun dunnnn*

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Sweden: 0

saxi, what's your twitter username?

What's wrong with the first one?

nietzsche wrote:saxi, what's your twitter username?

https://twitter.com/saxitoxin

(IRL I'm a fat mom)

Nice bike, sax!

Army of GOD wrote:Also, I'm circumcised and I'm not Jewish.

At least, I don't think I am...*dun dun dunnnn*

Uh, read again - I'm pretty sure she's referring to the fact that Jews have 2 penises.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Nice bike, sax!

thanks - trying to work-off my Mom Thighs after I crapped-out Connor

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Also, I'm circumcised and I'm not Jewish.

At least, I don't think I am...*dun dun dunnnn*

Uh, read again - I'm pretty sure she's referring to the fact that Jews have 2 penises.

Each, or between them all?

They used to have more but then, ya know, the 20th century happened.

trying so hard to not make a Jew's are cheap joke...not sure if I'll get b&...

I think Milton Friedman, a famous economist and Yahweh-fearing Jew, once said that each Jew is born with two penises, but as the marginal cost of the second penis becomes greater than the marginal benefit, the second penis is removed and sold on the free market for the average price of $10,000. Therefore, the value of the second penis for the average Jew is $10,000, which should be duly noted when calculating the CPI (consumer price index).

Ludwig von Mises, an Austrian economist and Yahweh-fearing Jew, shook his head at this formalistic approach to economics. He stated that even though careful attention has been placed on the word "average," the consumer price index nevertheless estimates inflation at a national level for all Jews based on the so-called "true" value of their second penis. Milton's formal analysis is spurious for it disregards the subjective value of each Jew's second penis--which of course depends on the opportunity cost in comparison to the expected benefits from the sale-price of the second penis during the exchange, ex-ante.

Karl Marx forgot to take his bath and screamed, "CAPITALISM IS EXPLOITING THE JEWS BY DEPRIVING THEM OF THEIR PENISES! ROLL OUT THE VANGUARD IN ORDER TO DEEM WHAT IS APPROPRIATE FOR THESE WRETCHED FOOLS!!!"

Kurt Vonnegut mumbled something about being embarrassed with the size of his penis or something along those lines.


My memory might be incorrect on this because I believe that Orthodox Jews are forbidden from selling their second penis because the Torah says so. This would render the entire past debate asunder; however, there have been sales within an Orthodox Jewish Second Penis and Sometimes Also First Penis black market, or OJSPSAFP black market, for short. ("OJSPSAFP" is pronounced "Ahjz - speh - saffpt" which ironically means "that which shouldn't be sold" in Arabic).

Anyway, if the black market prices could be made more legible, then public policy might be crafted in a more practical manner.

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Yo Saxi, you better watch out--looks like BBS is trying to steal your role as Funniest Poster on CC!

Ray Rider wrote:Yo Saxi, you better watch out--looks like BBS is trying to steal your role as Funniest Poster on CC!

Don't sweat it Saxi. He's not even close.

The gold jackets yours! He's gonna choke!

BigBallinStalin wrote:I think Milton Friedman, a famous economist and Yahweh-fearing Jew, once said that each Jew is born with two penises, but as the marginal cost of the second penis becomes greater than the marginal benefit, the second penis is removed and sold on the free market for the average price of $10,000. Therefore, the value of the second penis for the average Jew is $10,000, which should be duly noted when calculating the CPI (consumer price index).

Ludwig von Mises, an Austrian economist and Yahweh-fearing Jew, shook his head at this formalistic approach to economics. He stated that even though careful attention has been placed on the word "average," the consumer price index nevertheless estimates inflation at a national level for all Jews based on the so-called "true" value of their second penis. Milton's formal analysis is spurious for it disregards the subjective value of each Jew's second penis--which of course depends on the opportunity cost in comparison to the expected benefits from the sale-price of the second penis during the exchange, ex-ante.

Karl Marx forgot to take his bath and screamed, "CAPITALISM IS EXPLOITING THE JEWS BY DEPRIVING THEM OF THEIR PENISES! ROLL OUT THE VANGUARD IN ORDER TO DEEM WHAT IS APPROPRIATE FOR THESE WRETCHED FOOLS!!!"

Kurt Vonnegut mumbled something about being embarrassed with the size of his penis or something along those lines.


My memory might be incorrect on this because I believe that Orthodox Jews are forbidden from selling their second penis because the Torah says so. This would render the entire past debate asunder; however, there have been sales within an Orthodox Jewish Second Penis and Sometimes Also First Penis black market, or OJSPSAFP black market, for short. ("OJSPSAFP" is pronounced "Ahjz - speh - saffpt" which ironically means "that which shouldn't be sold" in Arabic).

Anyway, if the black market prices could be made more legible, then public policy might be crafted in a more practical manner.

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Don't you mean "pubic policy"?